Larry C. Bynum, 30, is hardly what one might call a master criminal. Bynum is filmed in a series of disasters as he tries to break into a Fort Worth liquor where he proves more a danger to himself than the public.
I only just saw this 2006 videotape and had to share it. Not only does Bynum almost kill himself in a series of falls, but he succeeds in locking himself in the store and has to wait on a beer keg to be arrested. Perhaps this video will convince Bynum that he is just not competitive in his line of work — though Vaudeville is not out of the question.
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Criminals do seem to be getting dumber, don’t they? Perhaps it’s just that with the internet the stupidest are celebrated widely and their crimes live in infamy for years. I almost feel sorry for some of the idiots who have to live down national news reports of their stupidity. Almost.