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	<title>Comments on: Pining for Yew:  Man Arrested for Having Sex with Picnic Table</title>
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	<description>Res ipsa loquitur (&#34;The thing itself speaks&#34;)</description>
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		<title>By: kino-get</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-87000</link>
		<dc:creator>kino-get</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:10:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Doris Flasedi</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-74457</link>
		<dc:creator>Doris Flasedi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 17:03:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: John879</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-54017</link>
		<dc:creator>John879</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 00:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: HAPPY VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY: THE LARCENY OF LOVE &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-39228</link>
		<dc:creator>HAPPY VALENTINE&#8217;S DAY: THE LARCENY OF LOVE &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:00:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Arthur Price was arrested simply because the object of his affection was park bench. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Arthur Price was arrested simply because the object of his affection was park bench. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: heh</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-29373</link>
		<dc:creator>heh</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats hilarious wow my friend told me about that im like wow that musta hurt</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats hilarious wow my friend told me about that im like wow that musta hurt</p>
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		<title>By: Set for Shag: Michigan Man Caught in Flagrante Delicto With Car Wash Vacuum &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-26696</link>
		<dc:creator>Set for Shag: Michigan Man Caught in Flagrante Delicto With Car Wash Vacuum &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] is simply a sign of a declining society when men turn to vacuums when there are plenty of park picnic tables available. In his defense, however, some of these vacuums have always been vamps with amps. Consider the [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] is simply a sign of a declining society when men turn to vacuums when there are plenty of park picnic tables available. In his defense, however, some of these vacuums have always been vamps with amps. Consider the [...]</p>
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		<title>By: erik dorf</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-25295</link>
		<dc:creator>erik dorf</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:01:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Is a winners the violator</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is a winners the violator</p>
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		<title>By: WTF Thursday: That VW Has Some Nice PoonTang &#171; BuelahMan&#8217;s Redstate Revolt</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13659</link>
		<dc:creator>WTF Thursday: That VW Has Some Nice PoonTang &#171; BuelahMan&#8217;s Redstate Revolt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] trying to understand the attraction of gay sex. Now, we have a plethora of inanimate objects like picnic tables, bicycles and now this from Jonathon [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Love Bug: Man Admits to Sex with Over 1000 Cars &#8212; and One Helicopter &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13657</link>
		<dc:creator>Love Bug: Man Admits to Sex with Over 1000 Cars &#8212; and One Helicopter &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 11:11:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] men who have liaison with inanimate objects ranging from bikes to gates to picnic tables, click here. However, now Edward Smith has publicly admitted that he has made love to over 1000 cars, including [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13597</link>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 23:40:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Good question!  And will the bastard child, the T.V. table, be able to claim inheritance rights from the father?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good question!  And will the bastard child, the T.V. table, be able to claim inheritance rights from the father?</p>
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		<title>By: Publius</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13591</link>
		<dc:creator>Publius</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 19:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Will the picnic table also be punished?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Will the picnic table also be punished?</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13576</link>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 17:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A new T.V. show, sure to wow em--touched by a picnic table!.  Loved your posts iheard and Quackers and think your ideas would make an excellent T.V. series; at least a melodrama on lifetime or a sci-fi horror movie of the week.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new T.V. show, sure to wow em&#8211;touched by a picnic table!.  Loved your posts iheard and Quackers and think your ideas would make an excellent T.V. series; at least a melodrama on lifetime or a sci-fi horror movie of the week.</p>
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		<title>By: iheardthisbefore</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13559</link>
		<dc:creator>iheardthisbefore</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 12:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Touche....or is it Touched,Eh?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Touche&#8230;.or is it Touched,Eh?</p>
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		<title>By: Quackers</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13543</link>
		<dc:creator>Quackers</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 23:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmmmmmm. Maybe that&#039;s how TV trays were &#039;conceived&#039;?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmmmmmm. Maybe that&#8217;s how TV trays were &#8216;conceived&#8217;?</p>
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		<title>By: rafflaw</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/05/19/pining-for-yew-man-arrested-for-having-sex-with-picnic-table/#comment-13520</link>
		<dc:creator>rafflaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 11:58:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>All I can say is Ouch!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>All I can say is Ouch!</p>
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