Comments on: Sticker Shot: Car Dealer Offers Free Gun With Every Car

By: John

John — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:35:04 +0000

yea mespo727272, because every person who has a gun is a knuckle-dragging moron.
*rolls eyes* stupid… just plain stupid.

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Fri, 23 May 2008 03:05:12 +0000

Missouri Compromised.

By: Flower Child Gone to Seed

Flower Child Gone to Seed — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:01:58 +0000

Guns & cars: Mad Max, The Passion Play.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 22 May 2008 16:45:33 +0000

whooliebacon,

Are you sure that’s enough to protect the children?

By: whooliebacon

whooliebacon — Thu, 22 May 2008 16:16:38 +0000

Jill

Suburban: Elephant gun.

By: jonathanturley

jonathanturley — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:18:30 +0000

Wholliebacon:

That is a scream. I would only add glue gun for the Tata Nano.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:58:12 +0000

Great stuff whooliebacon, but a question.

What goes with the Suburban?

Jill

By: whooliebacon

whooliebacon — Thu, 22 May 2008 02:15:13 +0000

Hybrid: Free water pistol.
Mini Cooper: Derringer.
Electric: Tazer.
Porshe: Air gun.
Escalade: Tec-9
SUV: 50 cal. machine gun.
Hummer: On board Rail gun.
Bond Car: Classified.

Jill,

Rockhound state park Deming, New Mexico. Been there done that. The higher you climb into the mountain the stranger the insects…extreme red color on their bodies.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:40:58 +0000

And I heard chipmunks are delicious! (So far as I know there’s no laws against poaching them either.)

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:34:28 +0000

Jill:

Hey rocks can be dangerous.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:17:51 +0000

While attending my local rock-hound club at the Botanical Gardens a couple pulled in with a shot gun in the backseat, parked the car with the windows down and proceeded to the meetin’. When the president pointed out that leaving a loaded gun in the backseat with the windows down in a public park was probably not a good idea (not to mention illegal, even in Ohio) the couple became enraged and stormed off. No gun play or taser sparking ensued!

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 22 May 2008 00:13:26 +0000

Mespo,

Is there another way? YEH-HA!

Jill

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Wed, 21 May 2008 23:48:07 +0000

rafflaw:

Nah the dealer is likely off the hook legally if he complies with the federal firearms laws. The Brady Center To Prevent Gun Violence has a nice synopsis on liability for negligent sales and I refer you to it.

http://www.gunlawsuits.org/features/articles/libwodefect.php

The law, like god, apparently has special providence for drunks, the USA, and car dealing fools.

Jill:

Can I order mine with that nice cow hide interior, a 440 4-barrel, and dual .45′s?

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:29:26 +0000

Mespo,

If you add steer horns, now that’s stylin’!

Jill

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:21:37 +0000

Remind me to stay out of Butler, Missouri. Could the dealer have any liability if that gun is used in a crime after the purchase of the car?

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Wed, 21 May 2008 20:04:33 +0000

I think Mr. Moore should mount them to the hood, and give the driver a heads up display so we can do road rage the proper way. If you’re playing soldier, you might as well do it all out. Jerry Hertzog’s breathless comment –”Love guns, we all need to have guns” — is so vivid. I can almost see the drool and the dragging knuckles.

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:50:11 +0000

dunder,

I had not heard guns called “the great equalizer” before. I love it! And I must reaffirm my awe for Mr. Moore’s marketing acumen.

Jill

By: dunder

dunder — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:33:15 +0000

Great idea! I love it! The great equalizer finds another way to the masses!

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 21 May 2008 19:00:07 +0000

Mr. Moore should win car dealer of the year for his savvy marketing! This is impressive! Did he think to sell ammo in the waiting room (along with nightcrawlers)? I certainly hope so.