Frederick McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, Michigan has been charged with an attack with a frozen chicken and attacking his mother with a fork. In addition to assault and battery, he is charged with resisting an officer.
McKaney allegedly took a fork to his mother when she refused to give him money. He reportedly then stabbed her in the neck.
He then moved on to AFC (Assault with a Frozen Chicken) when he encountered a neighbor and took a 10-pound frozen chicken to her.
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We need to ban frozen chickens & eating utensils.
This could become an epidemic.
Where is the ACLU on this?
It’s obviously a gateway crime that will undoubtedly progress to murder by frozen fillet mignon. Oh, the humanity!
You can take my cold dead chicken out of my fingers when I’ve put down my fork and been arrested!
Jill:
I would hate to have a shootout with this fugitive: “One more step, and I’m pulling out the pullet, copper!” Thank goodness Colonel Sanders isn’t around to see this sacrilege.
mespo,
Colonel Sanders, RIP! Good one!!!
Jill
I wonder if he had a Cornish Game Hen tucked in his boot.
Gyges:
I cry fowl on that terrible pun!
Mespo,
As a wise man once told me: The only bad pun is the one you didn’t think of first.
Gyges:
He was wise indeed!
“I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had style”…
killing me softly with his chicken
strumming my pain with a fork…