Comments on: Chickens Don’t Kill People, People Kill People: Man Accused of Frozen Chicken Attack http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Tue, 14 Feb 2012 07:12:24 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: whooliebacon http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15460 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:48:48 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15460 “I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had style”…

killing me softly with his chicken
strumming my pain with a fork…

]]> By: mespo727272 http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15457 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:26:56 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15457 Gyges:

He was wise indeed!

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15456 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:24:40 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15456 Mespo,

As a wise man once told me: The only bad pun is the one you didn’t think of first.

]]> By: mespo727272 http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15455 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:17:28 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15455 Gyges:

I cry fowl on that terrible pun!

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15454 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 15:16:13 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15454 I wonder if he had a Cornish Game Hen tucked in his boot.

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15450 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:07:59 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15450 mespo,

Colonel Sanders, RIP! Good one!!!

Jill

]]> By: mespo727272 http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15448 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:59:27 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15448 Jill:

I would hate to have a shootout with this fugitive: “One more step, and I’m pulling out the pullet, copper!” Thank goodness Colonel Sanders isn’t around to see this sacrilege.

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15447 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:47:08 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15447 You can take my cold dead chicken out of my fingers when I’ve put down my fork and been arrested!

]]> By: mespo727272 http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15445 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:38:01 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15445 It’s obviously a gateway crime that will undoubtedly progress to murder by frozen fillet mignon. Oh, the humanity!

]]> By: dundar http://jonathanturley.org/2008/06/27/chickens-dont-kill-people-people-kill-people-man-accused-of-frozen-chicken-attack/#comment-15441 Fri, 27 Jun 2008 13:23:11 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2220#comment-15441 We need to ban frozen chickens & eating utensils.

This could become an epidemic.

Where is the ACLU on this?

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