Comments on: I’ll Have the Dessert and a Defibrillator, Please: Wisconsin Man Accused of Having Fake Heart Attacks to Avoid Payments http://jonathanturley.org/2008/07/07/ill-have-the-dessert-and-a-defibrillator-please-wisconsin-man-accused-of-having-fake-heart-attacks-to-avoid-payments/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Tue, 24 Nov 2009 03:40:36 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: whooliebacon http://jonathanturley.org/2008/07/07/ill-have-the-dessert-and-a-defibrillator-please-wisconsin-man-accused-of-having-fake-heart-attacks-to-avoid-payments/#comment-16104 whooliebacon Mon, 07 Jul 2008 13:59:45 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2318#comment-16104 He thowed himself to the floor, flapped around, and clutched about like a holy roller on a fifth Sunday sing. Alka-seltzer foam. Ad homily. Spoken Vogon, he did. "Pre-owned" flowers...ha ha ha! He thowed himself to the floor, flapped around, and clutched about like a holy roller on a fifth Sunday sing.

Alka-seltzer foam. Ad homily. Spoken Vogon, he did.

“Pre-owned” flowers…ha ha ha!

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2008/07/07/ill-have-the-dessert-and-a-defibrillator-please-wisconsin-man-accused-of-having-fake-heart-attacks-to-avoid-payments/#comment-16101 Jill Mon, 07 Jul 2008 12:36:58 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=2318#comment-16101 I know someone this cheap! He made his daughter use "pre-owned" flowers at her wedding. That would be fine if there wasn't any money, but he was loaded. Fortunately his children had developed a very sick sense of humor from living with him so long and all was well. I can't believe he didn't just take flowers from grave sites during the night. I guess you can't think of everything! Mr. Pontius, RIP. I know someone this cheap! He made his daughter use “pre-owned” flowers at her wedding. That would be fine if there wasn’t any money, but he was loaded. Fortunately his children had developed a very sick sense of humor from living with him so long and all was well. I can’t believe he didn’t just take flowers from grave sites during the night. I guess you can’t think of everything! Mr. Pontius, RIP.

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