Comments on: Federal Court Upholds Sentences of Border Agents Ramos and Compean

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 17:53:54 +0000

It’s not poetry you pinhead.

It’s a famous song, adapted especially for you.

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:36:22 +0000

I like good poetry like Keats or Shelley, but my favorite comes from our own russ.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:39:14 +0000

I would litigate my cases,

right in the jury’s faces,

They’d feel the clients paaaain.

dee dee de da do do doo

And I’d pester all the judges,

to reward my clients grudges,

if I only had a braaaaain.

I could toss back all the barter,

Declare its a non-starter,

And hold out for some gaaaaaain.

dee dee de dee dee do

And my awards would be plenty,

From that overheated Venti,

If I only had a braaaain.

When the ambulance I’m chasing,

Has patients hurt while racing,

But at best it’s just a spraaaaaain.

Dee dee dee de de dee

I’d get out the whiplash collars,

And collect a million dollars,

If I only had a braaaaaain.

I would populate the dockets,

The judges in my pockets,

and DA’s.. on the traaaain.

dee dee de dee de do

While my clients smoking Kools,

I’d be suborning jury pools,

That’s if I only had a braaaain.

When the DA is objecting,

the judge is now suspecting,

My case is growing laaaaame.

dee dee dee dee de dee

So I put on my expert witness,

To contest the plaintiff’s fitness,

If I only had a braaaaainn.

When the jury is sequestered,

My clients being pestered,

To say that he’s insaaaaaane.

dee dee de do dee do

Because I’d like to cop a plea,

So I don’t miss the opening Tee,

Thats if I only had a braaaain.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:37:55 +0000

If I could be a lawyer like messpo, oh, how great it would be.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:14:08 +0000

Which is why he’s reduced to hunting for typos.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:13:02 +0000

While he’s correct I left out the word “member of”, a quick peruse of my comments will demonstrate that I often truncate sentences, as this is a blog, not a thesis.

Course to this pinhead, it probably is.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:11:31 +0000

Not much for grammatical errors though.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 01:11:10 +0000

Here that Dundar?

You just made a new friend.

He’s not much for debating, but he’s a great little spellchecker.

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:45:33 +0000

“body alumni” LOL. That is a classic. Maybe you thought I meant “body snatchers” too! You really need to go on tour. Work on that sexism though.

whoolie:

I love dundar. He’s fun to argue with because he knows the meaning of words, and I never see him dodging when he’s just blown it. Maybe not the best advocate, but at least he keeps his post short and I ‘ve never seen an expletive either. Also never seen him bully anyone either and certainly not a lady like Patty C. A gentleman through and through –in a relative sense of course.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:30:07 +0000

Of course maybe with you it would have been more accurate to identify you with the alumnae.

So to speak.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:29:01 +0000

mespo727272
1, July 29, 2008 at 7:47 pm

alumnus–a graduate or former student of a specific school, college, or university.

alumni –two or more graduates or former students of a specific school, college, or university.

I knew you knew that. I just wanted to pass your test Professor B. [muted chuckle]

…uuhh, I was referring to the “body alumni” there, Socrates. You know, as in “member thereof”?

But thanks for admitting you’re reduced to spellchecking. [muted chuckle]

By: whooliebacon

whooliebacon — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 00:06:36 +0000

mespo you had ‘um cold in your first post.

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:47:41 +0000

alumnus–a graduate or former student of a specific school, college, or university.

alumni –two or more graduates or former students of a specific school, college, or university.

I knew you knew that. I just wanted to pass your test Professor B. [muted chuckle]

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 21:01:03 +0000

What’s funny is watching you lecture Dundar, like you were any better.

He may be a confused righty, but you’re a patheticlly confused lefty.

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:47:13 +0000

Mespo said…“bigot school”

You’re alumni, right?

By: BARTLEBEE

BARTLEBEE — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:39:31 +0000

Mespo, you really should just shut up.

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 20:30:33 +0000

dundar:

A meeting of the John Birch Society Executive Board commemorating their graduation from “bigot school” doesn’t count. Sorry! Maybe a bigger sample would help.

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:47:01 +0000

Jill,
I hope that pardon pen has a large power source because Bush is going to be signing a large number of pardons. I guess we can add Sen. Ted Stevens to that list now that he has been indicted. The pardon list may be as long as the Terrorist Watch list!

By: dundar

dundar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:46:07 +0000

At a grad party this Sunday we could not find a single person out of about 40 people that would commit to voting for Obama, and this is suppose to be a “safe” state for Obama!

Earlier in the year, after Obama obtained the nomination, the news was unless Obama is in trouble nearing the election, nobody would support Hillary as his VP.

Now suddenly the left winger Obamamites are saying all over the place today “what would be wrong with Hillary” so you know he is in trouble.

PS: I said “President Obama” facetiously.

By: zakimar

zakimar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:58:11 +0000

Bush can only surround himself with his ilk. Even people like Colin Powell and Scott McClellan finally get a conscience and leave. So in the Bush administration, the cream settles to the bottom.

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:50:46 +0000

President Bush is charging up his pardon pen like a taser for his first installment of, “pardons gone wild”

By: whooliebacon

whooliebacon — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:34:56 +0000

Something not quite right in this case. Another Bush US Attorney in the spotlight.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:16:38 +0000

Unfortunately these agents lied, and it doesn’t matter what kind of person they were lying about. We simply can’t have law enforcement making judgements about whether to lie, or falsify evidence, or to plant evidence on people they deem to be ‘of bad character’. It would throw the entire justice system into turmoil. Pretty soon law enforcement types will feel empowered to taser anybody they please, like a minister for making a cute remark, or a teenager with a broken back, or … uh, oh no wait–that’s already happening.

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 14:32:55 +0000

Dundar,
I am glad that you are coming to grips with the realization that Obama is going to be President. Relax and enjoy the ride. I don’t think Bush will pardon these two criminals because he will be too busy giving preemptive pardons for himself and the rest of his Torture Brigade.

By: dundar

dundar — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:56:55 +0000

Will a President Obama pardon them?