Comments on: No Breiner: Texas Officer Insists That He Was Paid To Have Sex With Prostitutes As Part of His Duties http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Wed, 25 Nov 2009 08:32:47 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Joel Rosenberg http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21869 Joel Rosenberg Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:05:36 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21869 All humor aside -- well, some of it -- anybody who has actually seen real life street hookers will not envy this guy at all. I'm reminded of the john who got caught in a sting, and was quoted to something the effect of, "I should have known she was an undercover cop; she had all her teeth." There's a reason that the Spitzer (and, presumably, Clients 1-8 and 10+) spent all that money on presentable, cute ones; check out johntv.com and look at the real life street hookers -- you'll want to boil your eyes after just looking at them. All humor aside — well, some of it — anybody who has actually seen real life street hookers will not envy this guy at all.

I’m reminded of the john who got caught in a sting, and was quoted to something the effect of, “I should have known she was an undercover cop; she had all her teeth.”

There’s a reason that the Spitzer (and, presumably, Clients 1-8 and 10+) spent all that money on presentable, cute ones; check out johntv.com and look at the real life street hookers — you’ll want to boil your eyes after just looking at them.

]]> By: rafflaw http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21736 rafflaw Sat, 23 Aug 2008 23:15:24 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21736 That is one slimy cop and one stupid wife. If she really believes the crap her husband is spewing, then she deserves him. That is one slimy cop and one stupid wife. If she really believes the crap her husband is spewing, then she deserves him.

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21652 Gyges Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:38:45 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21652 "Is the FBI really in the business of cleaning up after multiple murders?" "Of course, why do you think it's run by a man named Hoover?" “Is the FBI really in the business of cleaning up after multiple murders?”
“Of course, why do you think it’s run by a man named Hoover?”

]]> By: Cro Magnum Man http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21651 Cro Magnum Man Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:38:08 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21651 I heard the hooker testified she didn't realize the officer was trying to have sex with her, but instead thought he was trying to offer her some seafood. When asked by the District Attorney about whether she was paid to perform a sex act on the police officer she replied, <i> "I thought he was offering me some "breiner shrimp"</i>. I heard the hooker testified she didn’t realize the officer was trying to have sex with her, but instead thought he was trying to offer her some seafood.

When asked by the District Attorney about whether she was paid to perform a sex act on the police officer she replied, “I thought he was offering me some “breiner shrimp”.

]]> By: Cro Magnum Man http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21649 Cro Magnum Man Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:26:23 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21649 I mean the Police Chief is named "Coffin". Not a town I'd want to visit without a film crew. I mean the Police Chief is named “Coffin”.

Not a town I’d want to visit without a film crew.

]]> By: Cro Magnum Man http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21648 Cro Magnum Man Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:17:32 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21648 Yea, but look at the cops in Beaumont. It's all relative. :| No, seriously... they're all relatives. Yea, but look at the cops in Beaumont.

It’s all relative.

:|

No, seriously… they’re all relatives.

]]> By: Josh http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21646 Josh Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:11:08 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21646 Not really. Ever met the hookers in Beaumont? I still periodically feel the need to wash my eye sockets. Not really. Ever met the hookers in Beaumont? I still periodically feel the need to wash my eye sockets.

]]> By: Cro Magnum Man http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21640 Cro Magnum Man Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:47:26 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21640 :| Great work if you can get it. :|

Great work if you can get it.

]]> By: jonathanturley http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21637 jonathanturley Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:13:24 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21637 Joel: I expect Mrs. Breiner is one of a kind. I doubt if this marketing campaign would go very far with most married officers. JT Joel:

I expect Mrs. Breiner is one of a kind. I doubt if this marketing campaign would go very far with most married officers.

JT

]]> By: Joel Rosenberg http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21635 Joel Rosenberg Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:11:51 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21635 I think our host is missing the boat on this one -- think of the recruitment possibilities. (For the cops, not the hookers, silly.) I think our host is missing the boat on this one — think of the recruitment possibilities. (For the cops, not the hookers, silly.)

]]> By: Ryan http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21632 Ryan Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:43:52 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21632 That'd be a kick in the head. Seeing a vice cop charged with prostitution. Oh sweet sweet justice That’d be a kick in the head. Seeing a vice cop charged with prostitution. Oh sweet sweet justice

]]> By: mnoble http://jonathanturley.org/2008/08/22/no-breiner-texas-officer-insists-that-he-was-paid-to-have-sex-with-prostitutes-as-part-of-his-duties/#comment-21630 mnoble Fri, 22 Aug 2008 15:32:49 +0000 http://jonathanturley.wordpress.com/?p=3517#comment-21630 If the policeman was paid to have sex then he should be charged with prostitution. If the policeman was paid to have sex then he should be charged with prostitution.

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