Shameless.

; )

First, cow chips are not thrown. They are tossed. They may even be flung – but never, never are they thrown. Throwing is term exclusively reserved for BS, which is a generally a cow chip, before sufficient aging or a ‘Reply’ not unlike the one I am writing.

Secondly, while there is not sufficient empirical data, there does appear to be evidence that a new phenomenon has been discovered in Minnesota, particular the twin-cities area, where the Bovine population is moving in all directions away from the suspected epicenter of what scientists predict will be the largest deposit of BS the planet has ever endured. It is further suggested that it will be thrown along the same trajectories as Satellite, Cable and Terrestrial television signals and the world population has been advised to protect themselves from the results of contamination.

Symptoms include banging one’s head against sharp objects, becoming violent at the mention of the term P.0.W., the involuntary act of throwing heavy objects at expensive television sets, and uncontrollable swearing.

The Bovine population’s reaction was first noted by when an agricultural student noticed that cow chips, in the areas that had recently been abandoned by cattle, were seemingly embossed with the
likeness of William Krystol, Neocon movement promoter.

I also considered opening my own brewery as a way to get paid for the beard and hat. Brewing is an art.

I don’t really worry about the distinction between art and craft, but I enjoy hearing the subject brought up at openings! I’ve heard photography isn’t an art either. And on and on. It’s just silly. Getting paid to grow a beard and wear a hat ain’t bad, although you could be a priest and do the same thing! And truthfully, I wish more artists did have a sense of humor and didn’t take themselves so seriously. Some people seem to believe, if you’re not (making others) miserable, you’re not an artist. Good Lord!

As an aside, in all seriousness I don’t really consider myself an artist. I’m a craftsman. I’ve got too much of a sense of humor to view playing bass as an art, it’s just a good way to get paid to grow a beard and wear a hat all the time.

That’s not true art.

So, you’ve never seen the dogs around the poker table? Can you show me a tapestry with something like griffins or unicorns playing poker? I rest my case sir!

Now if I can just fit our milk cow into my rucksack, I’ll be all set for the Alpines this year.

1 : the quality or state of being subtle
2 : something subtle

I really am bad at Satire aren’t I?
Oh well, at least I’m not claiming to be civil and calling people liars and illiterate.

Fin

Now if I were good at Satire I’d post that multiple times with slightly different wording.

But maybe that’d be over doing it. Satire’s all about the subtlety.

But there can never be any truly new art! How dare you say otherwise.

Did I mention I also dabble in Satire?

Art is all about stealing, and you’re stealing from one of the best!

That’s because they’re out of breath from running away from the Bull.

I don’t know about nose piercings but now I understand what aliens are doing with their implants. They’re trying to mess with our orientation! (That explains all the gay people!)

This is not related to this post at all but a kick-ass elder won a mass-ruling against the IRS. “Mr. Ulrich, 72, an accountant for 49 years…(is my hero). He said; “Largely I was regarded as a lunatic..
The IRS wasn’t pleased with Mr. Ulrich.” Justice, sweet justice!!!

I wonder if anyones done a similar study on people with piercings?

Cow tippers may have noticed, though they tend not to talk.

JT

It depends on which side of the equator they’re on.