Comments on: Blitzkrabs: Europe Threatened by “Nazi Raccoons” and “Stalin Crabs”

By: little stevie, fire island

little stevie, fire island — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 15:22:41 +0000

animals are bad. get rid of them.

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 04:59:16 +0000

But where are the toads?

There ought to be toads.

Quick, send in the toads.

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 00:30:37 +0000

Not sure Mojo, but Mitt Romney will be glad to shoot them.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:53:34 +0000

But then who will eat the racoons? Is Mike Huckabee available?

By: Gyges

Gyges — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:10:22 +0000

To stop the crabs we could deploy Rock snot. It’d keep them from getting a good foothold. For the Raccoons, I’m thinking they could let a couple of packs of Coonhounds go feral.

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 22:01:54 +0000

Send in the Cane Toads!!

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:54:35 +0000

palindrome,

That is so TRUE! They might be too fresh for the raccoons though. I see them go through the garbage and they always seek out what’s further down the pail and pitch the fresh stuff on the top!

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:53:52 +0000

So I take it now is not a good time to introduce my new line of “Swastika Starfish”?

By: palindrome

palindrome — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 21:39:52 +0000

Maybe they can get the raccoons to eat the crabs.

By: Gyges

Gyges — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:20:34 +0000

My personal favorite invasive species factoid is that all Starlings in the U.S. are descended from the pair released in Central Park in an attempt to introduce every bird mentioned in Shakespeare.

By: Jill

Jill — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 20:11:42 +0000

This is all Ronald Reagan’s fault for telling Mr. Gorbochov to tear down that wall.