Comments on: Flatulent Felony: West Virginia Man Charged with Gaseous Battery on Officer

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 16:13:57 +0000

From what I understand at the time of arrest, Mr Cruz was suffering from a severe case of “Taco Shock Syndrome”.

We can’t hold him accountable.

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By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 01:11:46 +0000

That policeman better stay away from any pizza place in the city of Chicago.

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:41:17 +0000

steve
1, September 25, 2008 at 5:20 pm

Dang, my whole fire dept crew should be locked up for life.

Try to keep them off that 5 alarm chili.

By: Obama-sama

Obama-sama — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:23:46 +0000

I just read at CNN that the battery charge was dropped.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/09/25/flatulence.charge.ap/

It’s a good thing. I heard Mr. Taggert and the boys were planning on building a rail line through there from Rock Ridge.

By: steve

steve — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:20:52 +0000

Dang, my whole fire dept crew should be locked up for life.

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:46:58 +0000

For who?

Its the cop who’s blowing the hot air now.

By: big whoop

big whoop — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:35:40 +0000

six months sentance in a PIG PEN

By: Cro Magnum Man

Cro Magnum Man — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:07:54 +0000

I agree with the other comments.

This case stinks.

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 17:32:45 +0000

Perhaps the West Virginia Court will dismiss the case under the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” defense.

By: Obama-sama

Obama-sama — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:56:35 +0000

And the DA who approved the charges should be subjected to 1,000 “Dutch Ovens”.

Seriously.

How stupid is this? How can a prosecutor go before a judge WITH A STRAIGHT FACE and try to press this charge? And if I were the judge I’d be furious at having my time wasted.

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 11:55:44 +0000

That is just a ridiculous charge. What a waste of the system’s time in dealing with an obvious joke of an allegation.

By: Jericho

Jericho — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 10:36:34 +0000

The officer should be charged for douchebaggery on duty