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	<title>Comments on: Charges Dropped in Flatulent Assault on Officer</title>
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	<description>Res ipsa loquitur (&#34;The thing itself speaks&#34;)</description>
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		<title>By: Freeman: Chattanooga Police Department Declines to Charge Officer Who Threw a 71-Year-Old Man to Floor and a Good Samaritan Through a Glass Door &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-34188</link>
		<dc:creator>Freeman: Chattanooga Police Department Declines to Charge Officer Who Threw a 71-Year-Old Man to Floor and a Good Samaritan Through a Glass Door &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jan 2009 13:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] battery and resisting arrest if they touch the sleeve of an officer. Even hugging an officer or passing gas near an officer has led to a charge of assault. Yet, the Chattanooga Police Department can&#8217;t [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] battery and resisting arrest if they touch the sleeve of an officer. Even hugging an officer or passing gas near an officer has led to a charge of assault. Yet, the Chattanooga Police Department can&#8217;t [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Twelve-Year-Old Student Arrested for Passing Gas in Class &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-29190</link>
		<dc:creator>Twelve-Year-Old Student Arrested for Passing Gas in Class &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Nov 2008 13:36:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Twelve-Year-Old Student Arrested for Passing Gas in&#160;Class   Published 1, November 22, 2008   Academics , Bizarre , Criminal law , Society       Florida School officials at the Stuart&#8217;s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School had a twelve-year-old Florida student arrested for &#8220;deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class.&#8221; What is astonishing that that there were not only clueless teachers who would call police on such a matter, but that they found abusive police officers who would make an arrest on such grounds. This is not the first arrest due to flatulence in the first degree. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Twelve-Year-Old Student Arrested for Passing Gas in&nbsp;Class   Published 1, November 22, 2008   Academics , Bizarre , Criminal law , Society       Florida School officials at the Stuart&#8217;s Spectrum Jr./Sr. High School had a twelve-year-old Florida student arrested for &#8220;deliberately passed gas to disrupt the class.&#8221; What is astonishing that that there were not only clueless teachers who would call police on such a matter, but that they found abusive police officers who would make an arrest on such grounds. This is not the first arrest due to flatulence in the first degree. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Bubba</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-25733</link>
		<dc:creator>Bubba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2008 16:47:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Seems like everybody&#039;s taking a crack at crime these days.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Seems like everybody&#8217;s taking a crack at crime these days.</p>
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		<title>By: Officer (Not So) Friendly: Iowa Man Charged with Assault After Hugging Police Officer &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-25281</link>
		<dc:creator>Officer (Not So) Friendly: Iowa Man Charged with Assault After Hugging Police Officer &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Sep 2008 10:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Only last week, prosecutors dropped a charge of assaulting a West Virginia police officer after a man expelled gas near an officer, here. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Only last week, prosecutors dropped a charge of assaulting a West Virginia police officer after a man expelled gas near an officer, here. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: rafflaw</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-25094</link>
		<dc:creator>rafflaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Sep 2008 02:11:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It sounds like the police smell-o-meter must have been working erratically when this individual was arrested. I am glad that the police have realized that this one didn&#039;t pass the smell test.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It sounds like the police smell-o-meter must have been working erratically when this individual was arrested. I am glad that the police have realized that this one didn&#8217;t pass the smell test.</p>
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		<title>By: Cro Magnum Man</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-25070</link>
		<dc:creator>Cro Magnum Man</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 19:37:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I figured they&#039;d drop it.

:&#124;

This case seemed like it was running out of steam.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I figured they&#8217;d drop it.</p>
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<p>This case seemed like it was running out of steam.</p>
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		<title>By: Flatulent Felony: West Virginia Man Charged with Gaseous Battery on Officer &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2008/09/26/charges-dropped-in-flatulent-assault-on-officer/#comment-25055</link>
		<dc:creator>Flatulent Felony: West Virginia Man Charged with Gaseous Battery on Officer &#171; JONATHAN TURLEY</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 18:09:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] [Update: Recently, the charge was dropped but the department is silent on any action against the officer, here.] [...]</description>
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