Comments on: Rubin’s Sandwich: Another Florida Man Charged with Assault of a Girlfriend Using a Sandwich

By: Law Shafer

Law Shafer — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 20:02:28 +0000

This is outrageous, I mean how hurt could you really be from a sandwich? It’s obvious this girl just has it out for him. And the second poster is right, things would have gotten quite messy if lunch-time was beef wellington instead of sandwich.

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 18:53:48 +0000

Gyges,

Strangelove is a classic.

Still, one of my all time fav scenes involves the line “Okay, but you’ll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.”

By: Gyges

Gyges — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:53:19 +0000

Excuse me:

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room”
I hate it when I misquote things

By: Gyges

Gyges — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:48:49 +0000

Bob,

Or the pie-fight at the end of “Dr. Strangelove?”

“You can’t fight in the war room!”

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:23:08 +0000

Wonder where this puts James Cagney’s grapefruit scene.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:01:16 +0000

Did anyone catch Prez-elect Obama’s advice to the kids today about walking dogs?

“If there’s poop, you have to clean it up.”

So much for the eloquent speeches. And boy, the metaphor could not be more relevant than what he is facing as the incoming President.

Yes, Mr. President-Elect … there is poop, and plenty of it.

I’m particularly looking forward to the Inaugural Address:

“The state of the economy is … ca-ca doody …”

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 03:38:17 +0000

Is the Hamburgler being charged along with this food-fighter? As to the claim of the fist to the head, I am sure he was just giving her a good natured “noogie”!

By: waynebro

waynebro — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:53:33 +0000

Scaredy cat.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:50:48 +0000

Ha, Gyges!

Jill, young lady, I do not see your pretty face gracing these blawg pages.

I searched for the deputy dog avatar (cartoon character) and found it, but I would probably be violating some copyright law or something if I posted it as my thumbnail picture.

Any attorneys here know about avatar fair use/copyright law? Please do not reply unless your advice is pro bono. I am retired, doncha know.

Oh, and deputy dog is better lookin’ than I am.

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:24:55 +0000

Hey FFLEO,

I’m sure you look just fine and if you want to grace this blog with your photo, I say do it!

By: Gyges

Gyges — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:22:57 +0000

FFLEO,

You’re just not squinting enough.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:20:38 +0000

Hey Jill,

You have heard of “the perfect face made just for radio” haven’t you….not all former LEOs are Clint Eastwood-esque…..

By: Jill

Jill — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:03:25 +0000

FFLEO,

We don’t have any pictures of “Officers of the Law”, current or Former! It’s time we did!!!

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:59:20 +0000

Gee thanks Jack B.!!

By: Jack B.

Jack B. — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:50:23 +0000

You don't need a Wordpress account, get a Gravatar account. It's extremely simple, too.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:34:42 +0000

Patty C,

Please do get a WP account. We do not have one thumbnail photo of an attractive, intelligent woman to brighten the place up, just mostly a bunch of blank-white outlined portraits…

Bro’ et al.

mespo started the play on words, typical of a trial lawyer…

By: Patty C

Patty C — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:57:14 +0000

Gee, maybe I’ll get a wordpress account…

By: Patty C

Patty C — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:45:45 +0000

Gives new meaning to the term ‘Club’ sandwich…

By: waynebro

waynebro — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:37:26 +0000

Good point Jack.

Let’s just say that anyone choosing to fling sandwiches at another might easily find themselves in a pickle.

By: Jack B.

Jack B. — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:31:41 +0000

It looks like Florida is trying to see if a grand jury really will indict a ham sandwich.

I’m sure we’ll soon be reading about a waiter at a deli getting tazed by a cop: “He was coming at me with a Club,” will be the officer’s defense.

By: waynebro

waynebro — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:25:50 +0000

And you said you guys don’t do humor LEO. Pretty funny stuff.

Of course, I heard that as far as sandwich attacks go, this one was not the Wurst.

By: Gyges

Gyges — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 20:23:11 +0000

I think we should all be thankful that he wasn’t making a more serious meal like beef wellington or heaven forbid, duck confit. I still have nightmares from the time I saw a man attacked with a piece of Chicken Kiev.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:57:54 +0000

Man, you are really good at getting the latest food-fightin’ news *catch-up*. The toss sounds like a bunch of baloney to me even if he *mustered* all the force he could to *sandwitch* his girl.

However, I think Rubin is *toast*…just another poor Rubin gone a’rye from being sanwiched between his Ex-girl and the law…the proverbial ‘betwix a rock and a hard place.

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:22:34 +0000

Sort of a variation on the “Big Mac” attack!