Mary Aloe
Proud Mary Entertainment

Alas, my only regret is that my 2,000 votes for you weren’t counted! (From the ABA Journal Weekly Newsletter: “Because any online poll can be subject to subterfuge, we instituted a series of checks behind the scenes to make sure only legitimate votes were counted. For a handful of blogs, multiple votes were cast from the same computer in quick succession. Some of those votes came from blog owners, but others were coming fast and furious from computers overseas that were apparently unconnected to the blogs for which they were voting. After voting closed on Jan. 2, we stripped those bogus votes out of the totals.”)

Oops! Who knew they would figure that out? Consider me an overzealous fan!

No, no, no. Only one American actor working today has the right to use the label gravitas and use it legitimately:

Morgan Freeman

‘Nuff said.

And y’all have entirely too … questionable lives to have generated all this banter on a weekend!

brilliant subterfuge

If you’re in search of vice-dictator or something, I have a few things I would like to get out of doing as well.

I’ve been vetted

Here’s a good role model for someone aspiring to world domination. It’s from a sendup of the Hemingway mythos (also celebrity in general) called: I Killed Hemingway by William Henderson.

“You’re saying Ernest Hemingway was–what, a magician? A warlock? It fits. He was drawn to expert knowledge…Black magic was just one more step along the line he lived on. It started with eating bull balls and drinking hero bloood. One thing leads to another and before you know it you meet a vampire. You experiment a little. And presto–you’re on th other side of the wall, you’re an undead. Cuba is full of that kind of power.”

I was hoping you would design a castle capable of interdimensional travel. Please put giant fire sconces in it like Stargate does with all their alien ships. I don’t care what the building code says, if you’re going through a wormhole you want to have fire sconces.

Only one question though without a dance floor in the throne room where will those young ladies do the Dance of the Seven Veils ? You really can’t have an empire without that. Maybe holograms will work!

In any case, congats. Open some wine, dance with your wife, and enjoy this accomplishment – you deserve it.

Everyone else: lets not wait. Let’s get the reconciliation trials setup now.

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/25020634/the_legend_of_master_legend

For BigFella:

‘…The heck with that. Let the cyber party begin!!…’

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WoooooooooHooooooooo,JT!

Norm Coleman and Al Franken

Rachel and Keith are actually Wilbur and Eliza

Love Story is right up there with Barry Manilow. Please, have mercy, stop the insipidness!!!

Being God means never having to say you’re sorry.

Sorry, it’s a little hazy after she applies the brain-absorber device.

“The win represents a bit more than 400 of the small MSNBC audience wackos doing what they were told by Rachael Maddow & Keith Olbermann. I would be ashamed of winning in such a manner.”

Yes, Rachael appears to me in my room every evening with wacko instructions and brainwashing devices.

…only in these visits, she’s mysteriously hetero.. temporarily.

“Turley, you and the regular commenter’s here should all be justifiably proud to be acclaimed the the “Number One Dysfunctional Miscreants” in any category. I can only hope some of that dysfunctionalism will rub off on me for hanging around here.”

I was already pretty much a dysfunctional miscreant when I got here.

But even pro’s need practice once in a while.

“For over a thousand years Roman conquerors returning from the wars
enjoyed the honor of triumph, a tumultuous parade. The conqueror rode
in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before
him. And a slave stood behind the conqueror holding a golden crown and
whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting.”

–From the movie Patton.

The heck with that. Let the cyber party begin!!

Trust me, we have corrupted the very best.

JT

“No one knows your dog is on the internet.”

It seems the State feels that not enough taxes are collected on fuel for the new more fuel efficient vehicles so they want to start taxing how much a person drives. And here’s the rub.

You’d think they’d do it by simply counting your odometer every year at some sort of vehicle inspection station but noooooooo. They want to install some sort of GPS TRACKING DEVICE in all new cars!!! This tracking device won’t (supposedly) be like a TomTom or something and track you street by street, but it will tell them when you are in certain “ZONES” and it will tell them WHEN you are driving the car!!!

This seems to me to be a milestone in the path towards a police state. I cannot in my wildest dreams imagine anyone allowing this in a free country but apparently its on the board in the state of Oregon and several other states as well.

Can’t we do something to stop this? This is unconstitutional.

Thank you for allowing me to float on your cosmic balloon, it’s an honor. Knowing you’re such a family guy, let’s talk a little Steven Hawking.

“The universe could be seen as a kind of huge, rapidly inflating balloon, with the stars and galaxies moving around the surface like points….

As far as Hawking was concerned, the essential thing was the probability that our furiously vibrating cosmic balloon would have developed somewhere, at some time, a bulge in its side similar to an aneurysm. This “aneurysm” could billow forth and, expanding indefinitely, create an entirely new universe. Hawking called this new entity a baby universe.

‘The field of baby universes is in its infancy,’ Hawking joked once at a seminar, then he typed into his computer, ‘but growing fast.’”

From Masters of Time by John Boslough.

I appreciate your ambition regarding the time-space continuum, but please don’t think of me when looking for a nanny for infant universes. I’m strictly an Earth mother.

More like : You are All so good everyday it is always a highlight spending time with you!

You Bet’cha!
(such as some people can’t afford maps; such as in the Iraq…)
Anyhow-
Congratulations!

Victory Deserved Indeed!

As the great Willie Mays once said:

“It isn’t hard to be good from time to time in sports.
What’s tough is being good every day.”

It is highlight to spend time with as you all are good every day!

That’s not a win; that’s a juristic spanking (so to speak)

Congratulations Professor Turley.

You truly deserve the honors; if only as karmic payback for refraining from screaming profanities while attempting to help Olberman on Countdown alert the nation on Countdown how the Bush Administration was shredding the Constitution.

Congrats,

Bob

I think I’m gonna start ballin.

Why do they fear the Turley site?

Michele: I resent that. I have plenty of nutters from other channels.

Jill: Indeed, Karl is making me a Mussolini-like uniform made out of baby chinchillas.

Got hyberole? Imagine the nerve of al Jazeera being there with cameras rolling to show that what Ms McKinney claimed to have happened actually happened.

rafflaw,

Alchemy will force geometry to do your bidding! Use it wisely!!

Here’s my vote for your costume–from one of my favorite magazines, Ornament;

http://www.ornamentmagazine.com/back_2007.html

My personal, and I know the group’s, thanks must go to Al Jazeera, that allowed three of their reporters to be onboard with us on our voyage. As a result, Al Jazeera carried the story of the Dignity live, from castoff in Cyprus when our spirits were high, right up through the manacing maneuvers of the huge, super fast Israeli ships before they rammed us, ………… Al Jazeera carried our story as “breaking news” and performed a real service to its audience and to us.

opednews.com/articles/We-Lived-to-Tell-the-Story-by-Cynthia-McKinney-090101-305.html
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What a total farce! McKinney had THREE Al Jazeera “reporters” on the vessel when they tried to run the Israeli blockaide! Unbelievable that Mr. Turley would put this on his blog without the little details like Al Jazeera being the ones doing the reporting of the incident along with the likes of Cynthia McKinney! This is an insult to every Israeli alive & dead!

Stand ready and do not shred until you see the whites of their pages. I nominate you for Defender of the Faith.

mespo,

I’ve got a shredder moat waiting for those spreadsheets. They won’t get far.