Comments on: Wing Nuts vs. Doughnuts: Pro-Life Advocates Blast Krispy Kreme Over Inauguration “Abortion Doughnuts”

By: Atasha

Atasha — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 03:09:09 +0000

Judie Brown’s illogical rant clearly illustrates our need for a better educational system. I’ll be at a local Krispy Kreme on Tuesday; see you there!

By: Patty C

Patty C — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:55:32 +0000

They have successfully created a whole generation of lesbian women by confusing their instincts to only eat phallis shaped food.
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You are forgetting, of course, the (French) cruller which originally came in many shapes, including ring-shaped and ball-shaped and still exists today in the well-known twist-shape, and is much richer than
the plebeian dough-nut…

By: mespo727272

mespo727272 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 22:25:14 +0000

Aussie:

“Because in the end, religion conviction is always what the issue boils down to.”

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Our problems here seems to be that we don’t have enough convicted religious, or the already convicted are the religious.

By: Jill

Jill — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 19:40:31 +0000

You’re right Ryan. And then there’s croissants! First of all they are French and should not be sold in America. They are suggestive and buttery soft–how evil! Eclairs are worse. They have turned god fearing men gay. We must gather against these pastries, massing like Hitler’s army, we doughy men and women, and ban them from the earth! Raise up and start eating people!!!

By: Ryan

Ryan — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:17:05 +0000

Doughnuts have too long been subjecting god-fearing normal people to its perverted agenda through subliminal messaging. They have successfully created a whole generation of lesbian women by confusing their instincts to only eat phallis shaped food.

By: Jill

Jill — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:47:57 +0000

mr.ed,

You spotted things too sickening to imagine!

By: mr.ed

mr.ed — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 15:34:42 +0000

Doesn’t the hole in the donut spark your prurient interest? It’s obscene, I tell you. And the coconut things. That’s for pervs who abuse elderly women. Terrible, just terrible!

By: Aussie

Aussie — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 05:06:18 +0000

I’m amazed by how much the abortion debate in the US finds its way into every issue, no matter how irrelevant. Crosses over to fanaticism, I’d say.

Abortion was recently decriminalised in my home state of Victoria, Australia by legislative action. After reading these sort of news, I consider myself really lucky that I live in a country where a section of the population cannot impose its own religious dogma on the rest of us. Because in the end, religion conviction is always what the issue boils down to.

By: rafflaw

rafflaw — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 04:50:09 +0000

I have long been worried about the evil chocolate long-john cabal secretly hatching its plan to use doughnuts to weaken the right wing and the Pro-Life movement by putting a smile on their sad,sad faces. Oh, the Humanity!

By: MERCIE

MERCIE — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 01:45:22 +0000

It is taking all my strength to not start barraging Judie Brown with emails.

By: Buddha Is Laughing

Buddha Is Laughing — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 23:29:34 +0000

CEJ,

Thanks. I’m not a pharmaceutical expert. But the joke still worked.

By: CEJ

CEJ — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:35:26 +0000

RU-486: is the abortifacient.

RU-286? is what should happen to Judie Brown
and the American Life League!

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:17:09 +0000

What happens when a religious fanatic sees the image of the Virgin Mary in a “V-shaped” Krispy Kreme doughnut?

Ecclesiastically, does that signify that the V-Mary supports a non-virgin’s right to choose or a sign that Pro Life is the ticket to heaven?

Doh!-Nuts

By: Jill

Jill — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 21:10:26 +0000

Yes, but are those doughnuts allowed to serve in the military?

By: Dpeifer

Dpeifer — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:17:42 +0000

Just when I thought the wing nuts couldn’t get, well, nuttier.

By: Sally

Sally — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:15:21 +0000

How about everyone gets a chocolate and vanilla twisted doughnut? No choices.

As I often tell my 3 yr old, “You get what you get and you don’t throw a fit”

By: Buddha Is Laughing

Buddha Is Laughing — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:13:44 +0000

The secret ingredient? RU-286.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 20:12:58 +0000

“Why are the doughnut people so radical?”

Because the Pro-Lifers are dough-nuts…