Comments on: Hoax Caller Convinces Kentucky Fried Chicken Workers to Discharge Fire Extinguishers and to Undress in Restaurant

By: John31

John31 — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 01:45:36 +0000

For the reasons stated above, support for the uprising in Iran by leftist is mistaken. ,

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 22:32:12 +0000

Buddha,

I couldn’t agree more about Kimmel; I just happened to catch this bit after the Academy Awards.

By: Buddha Is Laughing

Buddha Is Laughing — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:41:30 +0000

I usually don’t watch Kimmel because I think he’s about as funny as watching the grass grow, but “The Colonel” was just a riot. Thanks, Bob!

By: Bob, Esq.

Bob, Esq. — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:29:11 +0000

Speaking of finger looking good, check out Mel Gibson as Colonel Sanders:

“We’re gonna need a bigger bucket.”

By: Buddha Is Laughing

Buddha Is Laughing — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 14:59:17 +0000

Mojo,

Thank you for that lovely bit of disturbia! I’ll have to say I appreciated not only the indoctrina . . . er, um, training, but the bloggers oblique reference to funk guitar great George Duke as well.

By: lottakatz

lottakatz — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 09:29:20 +0000

MOJO’s link is outstanding. It made my day. It sounds like something that could have been worked into Father Mirins exorcism of little Regan
‘MERRIN:
He brought you low by his bloodstained cross! Do not despise my command because you no (sic) me to be a sinner. It’s God himself who commands you! The majestic Christ who commands! God the Father commands you! God the son commands you! The Duke of the Grill commands you…’

By: Buddha Is Laughing

Buddha Is Laughing — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 21:35:59 +0000

CCD,

Indeed! I too wondered about who was on the other end of that phone, but I suspect Seamus would have been successful in his efforts to inspire a new “golden age” at KFC. He is a smooth talker. Where he would have run into problems is trying to convince them to strip naked, smear their bodies with woad and chicken grease, and declaring war against the neighboring Burger King for attempting to assert the right of primogeniture. That fault being mainly in that he’d have spent so much time explaining “woad” that someone not in his Svengali grip would have shown up asking for a two piece and a side of mashed taters, thus breaking the mood required to really get the KFCer’s whipped into a frenzy.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 19:22:56 +0000

I think fast-food restaurants are going to have to start incorporating these hoaxes into their training videos.

1. Always wash after using the restroom.

2. Make sure your work area is kept clean and tidy.

3. If someone calls and tells you to pee on a co-worker, do not comply.

Or perhaps the employees were already victims of awful fast-food training videos like this one and were simply left brainwashed and confused:

http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?pagename=article&articleid=22039

By: CCD

CCD — Sat, 28 Feb 2009 18:01:45 +0000

Bless you Seamus.