Comments on: Taze Our Daughters and Sons At Work Day: Police Officer Fired After Shocking Children with 50,000 Volt Taser http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:19:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Queen of Sheba http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51626 Wed, 06 May 2009 03:54:57 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51626 Sometimes I think cops are more dangerous than criminals. Other times I know it.

]]> By: Mojo http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51615 Wed, 06 May 2009 02:34:27 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51615 In response to AY’s first post;

“Have Taser Will Travel”

Also

“I’ve been tasered, he’s been tasered, she’s been tasered, we’ve been tasered, wouldn’t you like to be tasered too?”

And in keeping with the soda theme:

“I’d like to teach the world to taser, in perfect harmony …”

]]> By: marie http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51559 Tue, 05 May 2009 21:37:05 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51559 “How come it’s always Florida?”

Check out the FARK website. They have all sorts of news stories with appropriate labels like “stupid” “cool” “asinine” etc and a special category of “Florida.”

]]> By: Mike Spindell http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51536 Tue, 05 May 2009 19:41:45 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51536 “How come it’s always Florida?”

Florida is Texas with better weather and no hill country.

]]> By: Dredd http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51514 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:56:32 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51514 Much ado about the taze daze at the end of a cold hearted empire

http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/05/phases-of-empire-freezing-to-death.html

]]> By: FormerFederalNothing http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51509 Tue, 05 May 2009 16:12:10 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51509 How come it’s always Florida?

]]> By: Buddha Is Laughing http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51496 Tue, 05 May 2009 14:08:31 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51496 The more I think about it . . .

National Taze Your Government Representative(s) of Choice Day

This is a Federal holiday I could get behind. It serves as 1) a reminder who the real boss is and 2) it’d be a whole lotta fun.

]]> By: buddhaislaughing http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51493 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:23:37 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51493 Thank you. Reports of my dismemberment were greatly exaggerated, although I did succeed in eating my body weight in seafood.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51492 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:22:23 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51492 You know, has anybody heard about Tazser s being used in foreplay? OUCH.

But there are those that are seriously depraved.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51490 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:20:50 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51490 Buddha, “Vel” cume back, you para sailor you.

]]> By: buddhaislaughing http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51487 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:06:49 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51487 mespo,

My question is about Barney. Is he only allowed to carry one battery?

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51486 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:03:55 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51486 We desperately need Nerf tazers.

]]> By: eniobob http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51484 Tue, 05 May 2009 13:00:06 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51484 Anonyyours:

You know that wasn’t meant for you,but let me keep that smile on your face today with this.

I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven’s door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor..

But it was the folks in Heaven
Who made me sputter and gasp– >> The thieves, the liars, the sinners,
The alcoholics and the trash.

There stood the kid from seventh grade
Who swiped my lunch money twice.
Next to him was my old neighbor
Who never said anything nice.

Herb, who I always thought
Was rotting away in hell,
Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,
Looking incredibly well.

I nudged Jesus , ‘What’s the deal?
I would love to hear Your take.
How’d all these sinners get up here?
God must’ve made a mistake.

‘And why’s everyone so quiet,
So somber – give me a clue.’
‘Hush, child,’ He said, ‘they’re all in shock.
No one thought they’d be seeing you.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51475 Tue, 05 May 2009 12:15:31 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51475 Mespo727272,

Pure Genius, I like that. That is wonderful.

eniobob 1, May 5, 2009 at 6:58 am

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Unknown

Hey, that is funny. That was not Directed at me I hope. LOL. Only kidding.

]]> By: mespo727272 http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51472 Tue, 05 May 2009 12:08:17 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51472 Barney: How can we show them young’ens how exciting law enforcement is nowadays.

Andy: How about the siren and revolving lights routine?

Barney: Naw, been done before. Kids are smarter than that.

Andy: Target practice with our assault rifles in full SWAT gear?

Barney: Not interactive enough.

Andy: Well I’m out of ideas.

Barney: I got it! Let’s tazer ‘em and let ‘em see what it’s like to be a real criminal.

Andy: Genius, Barney. Pure genius.

]]> By: eniobob http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51471 Tue, 05 May 2009 11:58:30 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51471 Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/05/05/taze-our-daughters-and-sons-at-work-day-police-officer-fired-after-shocking-children-with-50000-volt-taser/#comment-51469 Tue, 05 May 2009 11:36:12 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=10644#comment-51469 Have you been Tased Lately, This is not your Father Taser, In Search of the Tasing Officer, How Tased Thou Art, You deserve a Tase Today. The list is endless.

You just can’t make up stupid.

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