Dartmouth Students David Rufful and Josh Riddle have become the conservative versions of Snoop Doog and Willie D. “The Young Con Anthem” chas hit over 115,000 views. Known as Stiltz & Serious C, the students espouses conservative values for hard-right homeys. The video contains such serious ganstra wall street rap as “I don’t speak lies but I spit the facts/28% the new capital gains tax/Porkulus bill lacks a few stats/The more money we spend, the more mine is worth Jack.”

Here are the lyrics empowering young republicans around the world:

Serious C:

“Yo this ones for all the young conservatives.

I rep the Northeast and I’m still a young con,

Let your voice release, you don’t have to be obamatrons.

I debate any poser who don’t shoot straight,

Government spending needs to deflate,

Your ideas are lightweight,

Ya careers in checkmate

I frustrate. I increase the pulse rate

I hate when,

government dictatin, makin, statements, bout how to be a merchant,

How to run a restaurant, how to lay the pavement

Bailout a business, but can’t protect an infant

Deficiencies are blatant, young con treatment

I stand one man, outnumbered at my college

Thank you Miss Cali for reminding us of marriage

Can’t support abortion, and call yourself a Christian

I support life, you’re a puzzled politician

Terrorists were imprisoned at Guantanamo Bay,

Now they’re in our neighborhoods, planning out doomsday

No such thing as utopia,

no government can control ya, baby ya,

Reap the benefits hard work, self reliant

Listen to Stiltz, my dude’s a lyrical giant

Yo Stiltz… make it two time… please”

Stiltz:

“I’m 6’9 head and shoulder above the rest

Liberals playin checkers, I’m playin chess

My conservative view is drill baby drill

You can say you hate me but

I’m praying for you still

My dislike for thee most def is not hyperbole

Taxes are the subject and I will spit them verbally

I’m just livin life a conservative philosophy

Sorry Hilary not a right wing conspiracy

We need more women with intellectual integrity

I’m talkin Megyn Kelly not Nancy Pelosi

My main motto is you best work hard

It’s not the hand you were given, but how you lay down your cards

I don’t speak lies but I spit the facts

28% the new capital gains tax

Porkulus bill lacks a few stats

The more money we spend, the more mine is worth Jack

The Bible says we’re a people under God,

Usin radar for radical Jihad

AIG was hooked up by Chris Dodd

A classy gift ain’t an Ipod

The standards of my crew ain’t republicans dude

I’m reppin Jesus Christ and conservative views

Study history and true conservative moves

Every single time they refuse to lose

I’m starting to see a modern day Jimmy Carter

When really nothin but a Reagan era starter”

Serious C:

“Yo, We americans son

Hit ya with some knowledge

The movement has begun

Everyone can succeed

Because our soldiers bleed, for us

I said it in the verse,

now I’ll say it in the chorus”

Stiltz:

“We young conservatives son

Hard work is our motto

The movement has begun

EVERYONE can succeed cause our soldiers bleed, daily

My views are rock solid, no chance you can break me”

Serious C:

“Phase me, make me, into something that ain’t me

Serious c… can’t nobody shake me

great like the Gatsby, poppin posers like acne

Don’t matter if your gay, straight, Christian or Muslim

There’s one thing we all hate, called socialism.

It’s loathsome, and America ain’t the outcome,

Raise taxes on the people,

And you’re gonna feel symptoms, problems

I gotta message for a young con:

superman that socialism,

waterboard that terrorism”

Stiltz:

“I fulfill the role that’s inherently mine

Teaching politics through my rap and my rhyme

I’m signing off this track with a question in mind

How will this country get its precious change in time?

Three things taught me conservative love:

Jesus, Ronald Reagan, plus Atlas Shrugged

Saving our nation from inflation devastation

On my hands and my knees praying for salvation”

Serious C:

“Yo, We americans son

Hit ya with some knowledge

The movement has begun

Everyone can succeed

Because our soldiers bleed, for us

I said it in the verse,

now I’ll say it in the chorus”

Stiltz:

“We young conservatives son

Hard work is our motto

The movement has begun

EVERYONE can succeed cause our soldiers bleed, daily

My views are rock solid, no chance you can break me”

For the video, click here.