Amen IS. You see there are some things we agree on.

“I’ve been married almost 30 years and I’ve never cheated on my wife or flirted with another woman.”

Bravo sir, good for you. I actually think it may not have anything to do with religion but how honorable a person you are. Marriage is, if nothing else, a contract and you give your word to be be faithful. In my opinion if you cant honor that contract you will honor no others. I would not do business with a person that I knew to be cheating on their spouse. Unless of course it was mutual.

One of my personal axioms is – when someone starts talking about how religious they are grab your wallet and make sure cash and credit cards are still there.

Cached Thoughts
and
Flaws in Reasoning and Arguments: Confirmation Bias

Brenda,
Unlike the girls of the Bible Belt States where teen pregnancy and std’s run rampant, or daughters of Alaskan Governors, neither of my now grown daughters were sexually active at 14, or became pregnant out of wedlock. It’s known as intelligent parenting, rather than spouting nonsense about abstinence and girls making promises of chastity to their fathers, while providing them no knowledge of sexuality, that sets them up to either become pregnant for lack of birth control, or get std’s from sexual practices other than intercourse.

We “nitwits” make good parents, you extremists set your daughters up for unhappy lives and a rate of divorce in your bible belt that leads the nation. I bet that up until two weeks ago you would have happily voted for either Sanford or Ensign for President. Where were their family values when temptation called? I’ve been married almost 30 years and I’ve never cheated on my wife or flirted with another woman.
Unlike the good ole boys from your neck of the woods and your favorite politicians, who are supported by you “Family Values” people, profess to be good Christians and then commit adultery, theft and downright lying, when they think no one is looking. Perhaps you should look in the mirror and see who really is the “nitwit” and “morong (sic).”

Sorry if you mistook my attempted humor at labeling Bachman a (D) as a serious comment. It was a take off of Fox News labeling SC governor Mark Sanford a (D). Guilty of being way to cryptic.

I have been an atheist for 40 years and there would be more young atheists if they saw what I did in the 1950s, early 60s churches of my kinfolk.

I am astounded that this religious nonsense seems to have experienced a recent revival and the prophet is Sista’ Sarah Palin…

LOL

“Well Harv hit the aisles dancin and screamin
some thought he had religion
others thought he had a demon
Harv thought he had a weed eater loose
in his fruit of the looms.
He fell to his knees to plead and beg,
and that squirrel ran out of his britches leg,
unobserved to the other side of the room.”

Superb!

Mississippi Squirrel Revival – From Ray Stevens

“I really do like ‘ol Ray Stevens. Hisn’ nonstandard ‘nglish is perfect and he has always been my favorite musical satirist.”

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I suspected as much. I found these with you in mind. Here’s a good line:

“Coy, why ain’t you at the parade?! What?! Well, how’d you get that big Harley up there in your room?

What?! I can’t hear ya’ Coy! Quit revvin’ it up, son! Turn it off! Listen I just want you to know one thing. You have embarrassed us all, the whole Hahira Delegation!

Now I’ll see you at the banquet tonight, son. And you be there Coy, you hear me? Black tie! Seven o’clock! Be there, Coy! And Coy, don’t answer the phone, udden udden!”

“The young man is 16 years old and asked for the “exorcism”.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?”
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Here’s a little fighting fire with fire from your magic book:

9″Which of you, if his son asks for bread, will give him a stone? 10Or if he asks for a fish, will give him a snake?

–Matthew 7:9-10 (New International Version)

I have no problem with minors having fundamental rights independent of their parent’s consent, but maybe you’re one of those children-are-the-chattels-of-their-parents type thinkers. What chapter and verse is that from? I have forgotten.

YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

AREN’T YOU THE SAME NITWITS THAT THING 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET BIRTH CONTROL PILLS AND ABORTIONS WITHOUT THEIR PARENTS CONSENT?

F-G MORONGS HERE!

For some reason my warped perspective draws me to this video:

It’s a typical American phenomenon where all the members have a fine old time
It’s the forty-third annual Convention of the Grand Mystic Royal Order
Of the Nobles of the Ali Baba Temple of the Shrine

And the Grand Poobah sayeth nothing more

Dredd,

Demons have weenies because they need a place to attach the strings (per the vision).

I hope this young person meets up with loving, rational people who accept him as he is.

seamus,

Were you a method actor?

Rep. Michelle Bachman is not a D-MN. She is an R-MN, or more to the point, a Whackjob-MN.

This poor person’s video in now in the internet and his privacy has been violated. Such abuse. Who knows of any psychological impact that it may have.

The irony of religious fanaticism is that in any other context this portion and the rest could easily be viewed as psychotic breaks. In fact I’ve worked with Schizophrenics who have described visions of the same nature.