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	<title>Comments on: Creationism Goes Nuclear:  Arizona State Senator Proclaims That Earth is 6000 Years Old</title>
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	<description>Res ipsa loquitur (&#34;The thing itself speaks&#34;)</description>
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		<title>By: Mike Spindell</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-70589</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Spindell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;To act as if anyone who disagrees with leftist thinking is a neanderthal is the worst kind of intolerance.&quot;

Scientists are leftist thinkers now? Just like you believe after reading the Gospels that Christianity and Jesus were Right Wingers. A lot of true Christians over the last 2,000 years would think you daft  and in truth you are. Stupid man don&#039;t you get that evolution and Genesis are easily reconciled, if you so desire. Unfortunately, since I assume you are of a Protestant denomination, you didn&#039;t get that Marin Luther was saying that everyone needed to come to their own understanding of scripture. I bet you don&#039;t even know who Martin Luther is and couldn&#039;t care less that your version of Christianity would have scandalized Jesus.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;To act as if anyone who disagrees with leftist thinking is a neanderthal is the worst kind of intolerance.&#8221;</p>
<p>Scientists are leftist thinkers now? Just like you believe after reading the Gospels that Christianity and Jesus were Right Wingers. A lot of true Christians over the last 2,000 years would think you daft  and in truth you are. Stupid man don&#8217;t you get that evolution and Genesis are easily reconciled, if you so desire. Unfortunately, since I assume you are of a Protestant denomination, you didn&#8217;t get that Marin Luther was saying that everyone needed to come to their own understanding of scripture. I bet you don&#8217;t even know who Martin Luther is and couldn&#8217;t care less that your version of Christianity would have scandalized Jesus.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Appleton</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-70572</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Appleton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 21:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Donny, there is in fact no science to support young earth ideas. None. Zip. Nada. Although carbon dating is admittedly inaccurate beyond a certain time period, it is certainly reliable for measurements up to between 40,000 and 50,000 years. In addition, there are alternative dating methods, all of which establish that the earth is far older than acknowledged by those who espouse so-called &quot;creation&quot; science. Indeed, every time we improve the ability to measure the distant past, our estimates of the age of the earth increase.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Donny, there is in fact no science to support young earth ideas. None. Zip. Nada. Although carbon dating is admittedly inaccurate beyond a certain time period, it is certainly reliable for measurements up to between 40,000 and 50,000 years. In addition, there are alternative dating methods, all of which establish that the earth is far older than acknowledged by those who espouse so-called &#8220;creation&#8221; science. Indeed, every time we improve the ability to measure the distant past, our estimates of the age of the earth increase.</p>
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		<title>By: Donny</title>
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		<dc:creator>Donny</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 20:06:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Allen is absolutely correct. Carbon dating is unreliable, and there is credible science on the young earth. To act as if anyone who disagrees with leftist thinking is a neanderthal is the worst kind of intolerance. It takes more faith than one can reasonably expect to conjure up to believe in something as far-fetched as the agenda-driven &quot;science&quot; that passes for &quot;education&quot; now days. And Cro-Magnon? That descriptor aptly fits those who are guilty of closed-minded, narrow-minded groupthink: if you disagree with me, you surely cannot be as enlightened as those of us who &quot;evolved&quot; from monkeys.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Allen is absolutely correct. Carbon dating is unreliable, and there is credible science on the young earth. To act as if anyone who disagrees with leftist thinking is a neanderthal is the worst kind of intolerance. It takes more faith than one can reasonably expect to conjure up to believe in something as far-fetched as the agenda-driven &#8220;science&#8221; that passes for &#8220;education&#8221; now days. And Cro-Magnon? That descriptor aptly fits those who are guilty of closed-minded, narrow-minded groupthink: if you disagree with me, you surely cannot be as enlightened as those of us who &#8220;evolved&#8221; from monkeys.</p>
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		<title>By: Douger</title>
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		<dc:creator>Douger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 14:47:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yet another idiot bleats. Gawd Blass Amurka !
Land of the moron and the home of the enslaved.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yet another idiot bleats. Gawd Blass Amurka !<br />
Land of the moron and the home of the enslaved.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Appleton</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66671</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Appleton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 21:48:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ken, the Arizona Republican Party can&#039;t be run by Neanderthals. They died out more than 6,000 years ago.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ken, the Arizona Republican Party can&#8217;t be run by Neanderthals. They died out more than 6,000 years ago.</p>
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		<title>By: ravin</title>
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		<dc:creator>ravin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 01:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>oh dear god...&quot;education accountability and reform&quot; means just what allen said...reform it to a theocratic religious ideas of mormons

i am not surprised by this statement...a mormon missionary said to me that if i didn&#039;t become a mormon i would be in the lowest class in the afterlife which is like a faint star in the night sky..

the mormons have 3 classes of afterlife...one that is considered like the sun where all the mormon believers in that they are the only ones to the right of prophethood from moses...then, those who just believe in jesus are in the second class which is like the moon (cause it has it&#039;s own light)... the last class is those who don&#039;t believe in anything and are like a star one can barely see in the sky...

first of all...i believe in Jesus or Emmanuel ( which is another subject in the mormon religion if not all of christianity)...so, i informed this missionary from ARIZONA...whose family is high up in the church...i told him that a faint star can be a star that is from the begining of the universe and so far away that it can hardly be seen...or it could be a glaxy that we only see it from the side view and even if it is a star that is dying it would pulse and not really be faint...

so, the lesson is the mormons&#039; believe the religious test is after one of their leaders becomes the president...until then their is no religious test for becoming president...

as far as i care they want to pay the United States  back for the loss of the war which resulted in the state of Utah!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>oh dear god&#8230;&#8221;education accountability and reform&#8221; means just what allen said&#8230;reform it to a theocratic religious ideas of mormons</p>
<p>i am not surprised by this statement&#8230;a mormon missionary said to me that if i didn&#8217;t become a mormon i would be in the lowest class in the afterlife which is like a faint star in the night sky..</p>
<p>the mormons have 3 classes of afterlife&#8230;one that is considered like the sun where all the mormon believers in that they are the only ones to the right of prophethood from moses&#8230;then, those who just believe in jesus are in the second class which is like the moon (cause it has it&#8217;s own light)&#8230; the last class is those who don&#8217;t believe in anything and are like a star one can barely see in the sky&#8230;</p>
<p>first of all&#8230;i believe in Jesus or Emmanuel ( which is another subject in the mormon religion if not all of christianity)&#8230;so, i informed this missionary from ARIZONA&#8230;whose family is high up in the church&#8230;i told him that a faint star can be a star that is from the begining of the universe and so far away that it can hardly be seen&#8230;or it could be a glaxy that we only see it from the side view and even if it is a star that is dying it would pulse and not really be faint&#8230;</p>
<p>so, the lesson is the mormons&#8217; believe the religious test is after one of their leaders becomes the president&#8230;until then their is no religious test for becoming president&#8230;</p>
<p>as far as i care they want to pay the United States  back for the loss of the war which resulted in the state of Utah!!!</p>
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		<title>By: Ken in Tucson</title>
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		<dc:creator>Ken in Tucson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 06:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What you have to understand about Sylvia Allen is that she&#039;s plain stupid. Not just stupid, but stone age stupid. We get a lot of that, especially coming from Snowflake and Prescott. The republican party in this state is run by ignorant neanderthals, and the republican party runs the state. There&#039;s a reason we&#039;ve been unable to get a realistic budget in this state.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What you have to understand about Sylvia Allen is that she&#8217;s plain stupid. Not just stupid, but stone age stupid. We get a lot of that, especially coming from Snowflake and Prescott. The republican party in this state is run by ignorant neanderthals, and the republican party runs the state. There&#8217;s a reason we&#8217;ve been unable to get a realistic budget in this state.</p>
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		<title>By: JoshOnPC</title>
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		<dc:creator>JoshOnPC</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow! Just plain, Wow!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow! Just plain, Wow!</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymously Yours</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66102</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymously Yours</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:32:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well I do have some manners. Not many and sometimes few and far between.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well I do have some manners. Not many and sometimes few and far between.</p>
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		<title>By: rafflaw</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66101</link>
		<dc:creator>rafflaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 01:29:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>AY,
I think you hit the nail on the head, although I was thinking the A stood for something else.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AY,<br />
I think you hit the nail on the head, although I was thinking the A stood for something else.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymously Yours</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66086</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymously Yours</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rafflaw    1, July 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm

I think that this Arizona expert must be an Aunt of Sarah Palin. They have a similar level of scientific knowledge. Doesn’t the SAT or ACT test in science in Alaska and Arizona?
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Yes but the SAT in these states as well Texas stands for Side Arm Tactic and the ACT means Axe Chopping Tree.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rafflaw    1, July 7, 2009 at 7:27 pm</p>
<p>I think that this Arizona expert must be an Aunt of Sarah Palin. They have a similar level of scientific knowledge. Doesn’t the SAT or ACT test in science in Alaska and Arizona?<br />
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<p>Yes but the SAT in these states as well Texas stands for Side Arm Tactic and the ACT means Axe Chopping Tree.</p>
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		<title>By: rafflaw</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66084</link>
		<dc:creator>rafflaw</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think that this Arizona expert must be an Aunt of Sarah Palin.  They have a similar level of scientific knowledge.  Doesn&#039;t the SAT or ACT test in science in Alaska and Arizona?  
Jill,
It isn&#039;t arsenic poisoning that got to her, it was the waste products of all of the leftover apples from the Garden of Eden that she probably thinks was in Arizona.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think that this Arizona expert must be an Aunt of Sarah Palin.  They have a similar level of scientific knowledge.  Doesn&#8217;t the SAT or ACT test in science in Alaska and Arizona?<br />
Jill,<br />
It isn&#8217;t arsenic poisoning that got to her, it was the waste products of all of the leftover apples from the Garden of Eden that she probably thinks was in Arizona.</p>
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		<title>By: Indentured Servant</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66082</link>
		<dc:creator>Indentured Servant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thought that pizza ovens only got to about 600 degrees F</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thought that pizza ovens only got to about 600 degrees F</p>
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		<title>By: Indentured Servant</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66081</link>
		<dc:creator>Indentured Servant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 23:06:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>WHOOLIEB:

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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WHOOLIEB:</p>
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		<title>By: whooliebacon</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66077</link>
		<dc:creator>whooliebacon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 22:55:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bob,Esq.

Why is it that you can&#039;t accept the government story that most pizza oven&#039;s can melt structural steel?  As you are well aware, most pizza ovens cook at 2066F. LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bob,Esq.</p>
<p>Why is it that you can&#8217;t accept the government story that most pizza oven&#8217;s can melt structural steel?  As you are well aware, most pizza ovens cook at 2066F. LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Indentured Servant</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66067</link>
		<dc:creator>Indentured Servant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 20:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gyges:

point taken.</description>
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<p>point taken.</p>
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		<title>By: Gyges</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66056</link>
		<dc:creator>Gyges</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:52:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IS,

 If it was a one time thing, I&#039;d probably buy that. However your history of posting non sequiturs in an obviously provoking manner establishes a clear pattern. 

 I&#039;ve been wrong before, and would like to be wrong now. If you are sincere in wanting to have a conversation, tone down &quot;Stupid progressives&quot; rhetoric, and maybe you&#039;ll get people to take you seriously.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IS,</p>
<p> If it was a one time thing, I&#8217;d probably buy that. However your history of posting non sequiturs in an obviously provoking manner establishes a clear pattern. </p>
<p> I&#8217;ve been wrong before, and would like to be wrong now. If you are sincere in wanting to have a conversation, tone down &#8220;Stupid progressives&#8221; rhetoric, and maybe you&#8217;ll get people to take you seriously.</p>
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		<title>By: Indentured Servant</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66051</link>
		<dc:creator>Indentured Servant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:42:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Gyges:

I am not trying to illicit an angry response, I am trying to say that everyone has some goofy beliefs.

This woman is obviously misguided and is in dire need of an earth science class.  I dont really understand why they think a belief in God precludes embracing science.  Or that if you believe science it will somehow eliminate God.  For Christ sake 11th century scholars were asking those sorts of questions.  I would think Christianity would have moved ahead somewhat in a 1000 years.

But on the flip side many on this site think that government spending leads to economic prosperity or that high taxes are good for the economy.  They are as dogmatic in this belief as this woman is in hers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gyges:</p>
<p>I am not trying to illicit an angry response, I am trying to say that everyone has some goofy beliefs.</p>
<p>This woman is obviously misguided and is in dire need of an earth science class.  I dont really understand why they think a belief in God precludes embracing science.  Or that if you believe science it will somehow eliminate God.  For Christ sake 11th century scholars were asking those sorts of questions.  I would think Christianity would have moved ahead somewhat in a 1000 years.</p>
<p>But on the flip side many on this site think that government spending leads to economic prosperity or that high taxes are good for the economy.  They are as dogmatic in this belief as this woman is in hers.</p>
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		<title>By: Gyges</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66045</link>
		<dc:creator>Gyges</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>IS,

 Now you&#039;ve just hit bottom. 1/10 for this Troll. 

Mike,

 Willingness to engage doesn&#039;t mean one&#039;s not a troll, it just means that one&#039;s a troll with a longer attention span. It&#039;s the posting things just to get angry responses that makes the troll.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>IS,</p>
<p> Now you&#8217;ve just hit bottom. 1/10 for this Troll. </p>
<p>Mike,</p>
<p> Willingness to engage doesn&#8217;t mean one&#8217;s not a troll, it just means that one&#8217;s a troll with a longer attention span. It&#8217;s the posting things just to get angry responses that makes the troll.</p>
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		<title>By: Indentured Servant</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-66043</link>
		<dc:creator>Indentured Servant</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:10:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why are all of you making fun of this poor woman?  Her view is no sillier than your views that government spending produces a booming economy or that high taxes lead to prosperity or that by going &quot;green&quot; we can create jobs.

I would believe the earth is 6,000 years old before I would believe that high taxes lead to prosperity.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why are all of you making fun of this poor woman?  Her view is no sillier than your views that government spending produces a booming economy or that high taxes lead to prosperity or that by going &#8220;green&#8221; we can create jobs.</p>
<p>I would believe the earth is 6,000 years old before I would believe that high taxes lead to prosperity.</p>
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		<title>By: seamus</title>
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		<dc:creator>seamus</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 19:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brilliant Kernservative thinking from this wonderful woman.</description>
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		<title>By: mespo727272</title>
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		<dc:creator>mespo727272</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:34:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike S:

I have a photograph of a caveman riding a triceratops while talking to space aliens who are giving him the secret of the internet. According to the creationists it&#039;s a religious relic.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike S:</p>
<p>I have a photograph of a caveman riding a triceratops while talking to space aliens who are giving him the secret of the internet. According to the creationists it&#8217;s a religious relic.</p>
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		<title>By: Bob,Esq.</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bob,Esq.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 17:01:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mike Appleton: 

&quot;there is increasing acceptance of absurd notions in this country.&quot;

Alan Dulles warned everyone nearly half a century ago; &quot;Americans don&#039;t read.&quot;  

Right now you could take someone who failed the Physics regents exam and literally get the board of regents to pass him based solely on the number of questions that would have to be discarded due to the number of laws of physics that were miraculously changed on September 11, 2001. 

Silly me, I had no idea Article I vested congress with the power to change the physical laws of the universe.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Appleton: </p>
<p>&#8220;there is increasing acceptance of absurd notions in this country.&#8221;</p>
<p>Alan Dulles warned everyone nearly half a century ago; &#8220;Americans don&#8217;t read.&#8221;  </p>
<p>Right now you could take someone who failed the Physics regents exam and literally get the board of regents to pass him based solely on the number of questions that would have to be discarded due to the number of laws of physics that were miraculously changed on September 11, 2001. </p>
<p>Silly me, I had no idea Article I vested congress with the power to change the physical laws of the universe.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Spindell</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike Spindell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Of course, even if one defines the age of the Earth by the existence of man, she is roughly 194,000 years off from the first evidence of DNA of the modern human.&quot;

JT,
 I&#039;m sorry that you and the others have fallen into that same old trap of those who are not God-Fearing believers and that trap is named science. It is so obvious that God put in the false clues to make people like you doubt the truth of Genesis and thereby prove your unworthiness for entry into His Kingdom.
Don&#039;t you get it? The Lord can do anything, even down to making
DNA evidence seem real.

Mespo,
 The Sumerians, 6,000 years ago? You really fell for that one.
God is good, but he also has a sense of humor before he sentences you to eternal damnation. Next thing you&#039;ll be writing about are those phony neanderthals and the bones God left in place to mess with your non-believing mind.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Of course, even if one defines the age of the Earth by the existence of man, she is roughly 194,000 years off from the first evidence of DNA of the modern human.&#8221;</p>
<p>JT,<br />
 I&#8217;m sorry that you and the others have fallen into that same old trap of those who are not God-Fearing believers and that trap is named science. It is so obvious that God put in the false clues to make people like you doubt the truth of Genesis and thereby prove your unworthiness for entry into His Kingdom.<br />
Don&#8217;t you get it? The Lord can do anything, even down to making<br />
DNA evidence seem real.</p>
<p>Mespo,<br />
 The Sumerians, 6,000 years ago? You really fell for that one.<br />
God is good, but he also has a sense of humor before he sentences you to eternal damnation. Next thing you&#8217;ll be writing about are those phony neanderthals and the bones God left in place to mess with your non-believing mind.</p>
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		<title>By: Dredd</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-65980</link>
		<dc:creator>Dredd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 15:04:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She has obviously misunderestimated the age of the earth.

http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/02/dont-misunderinvestigate-me.html</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She has obviously misunderestimated the age of the earth.</p>
<p><a href="http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/02/dont-misunderinvestigate-me.html" rel="nofollow">http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/02/dont-misunderinvestigate-me.html</a></p>
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		<title>By: Buddha Is Laughing</title>
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		<dc:creator>Buddha Is Laughing</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Everyone knows the Cro-Magnon eradicated the Neanderthals with neutron bombs.  They bought them 4500 years ago from a guy known only as Fast Eddie F. after he improved the original Summerian design for traditional fission weapons.  Fast Eddie also gained notoriety for later founding that famous Leftist free love movement, the Nazi party, and beating the crap out of Jackie Gleason at pool between selling Amway . . . oh I&#039;m sorry.  I must have fallen asleep watching &quot;The Hustler&quot; instead of paying attention to science and history class.

Pardon me.  I&#039;d like to comment more on State Sen. Allen&#039;s scientific acumen, but I&#039;ve just been informed that the Easter Bunny here to see me.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyone knows the Cro-Magnon eradicated the Neanderthals with neutron bombs.  They bought them 4500 years ago from a guy known only as Fast Eddie F. after he improved the original Summerian design for traditional fission weapons.  Fast Eddie also gained notoriety for later founding that famous Leftist free love movement, the Nazi party, and beating the crap out of Jackie Gleason at pool between selling Amway . . . oh I&#8217;m sorry.  I must have fallen asleep watching &#8220;The Hustler&#8221; instead of paying attention to science and history class.</p>
<p>Pardon me.  I&#8217;d like to comment more on State Sen. Allen&#8217;s scientific acumen, but I&#8217;ve just been informed that the Easter Bunny here to see me.</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 14:14:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whooliebacon,

I&#039;d always wondered where that was faked. LOL   Yellow Cake and Copper Slag ARE your friends, if you&#039;re a rapper!

I do think JT made a good point about god&#039;s first envirnomental law.  I think I&#039;ll e-mail her office with that quandry and see how she resolves it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whooliebacon,</p>
<p>I&#8217;d always wondered where that was faked. LOL   Yellow Cake and Copper Slag ARE your friends, if you&#8217;re a rapper!</p>
<p>I do think JT made a good point about god&#8217;s first envirnomental law.  I think I&#8217;ll e-mail her office with that quandry and see how she resolves it.</p>
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		<title>By: whooliebacon</title>
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		<dc:creator>whooliebacon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jill

The landscape around Show Low and Snowflake, Arizona resembles that of the moon.  (Actually, it may be where NASA faked the 69 moon landing.)  It rained some really cool metals there about 6,000 years ago and the mining folk have gone to town digging ever since.  But, were you to visit that area, a mention of arsenic in the water to the locals might get you &quot;thowed&quot; out. Arsenic is a &quot;normal&quot; by product of mining.  That it somehow finds its way into ground water and underground rivers in that area is just fine because as any good robber baron will tell you market forces will somehow magically step in and save you from any bodily harm...bodily harm, of course, being something that you might possibly be able to prove in a decade long law suit.  Don&#039;t resist any longer.  Yellow Cake and Copper slag is your fiend. Say it together now: &quot;Earth is 6000 years old and that it has done just fine without environmental laws of any kind for most of that time.&quot;  LOL</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jill</p>
<p>The landscape around Show Low and Snowflake, Arizona resembles that of the moon.  (Actually, it may be where NASA faked the 69 moon landing.)  It rained some really cool metals there about 6,000 years ago and the mining folk have gone to town digging ever since.  But, were you to visit that area, a mention of arsenic in the water to the locals might get you &#8220;thowed&#8221; out. Arsenic is a &#8220;normal&#8221; by product of mining.  That it somehow finds its way into ground water and underground rivers in that area is just fine because as any good robber baron will tell you market forces will somehow magically step in and save you from any bodily harm&#8230;bodily harm, of course, being something that you might possibly be able to prove in a decade long law suit.  Don&#8217;t resist any longer.  Yellow Cake and Copper slag is your fiend. Say it together now: &#8220;Earth is 6000 years old and that it has done just fine without environmental laws of any kind for most of that time.&#8221;  LOL</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Appleton</title>
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		<dc:creator>Mike Appleton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Jill, I have no idea what any of that means, but it doesn&#039;t sound good.

Vince T., thanks for the link. One of the drawbacks to being self-taught is that it&#039;s too easy to skip your homework.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jill, I have no idea what any of that means, but it doesn&#8217;t sound good.</p>
<p>Vince T., thanks for the link. One of the drawbacks to being self-taught is that it&#8217;s too easy to skip your homework.</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I did see the warning about dangerous levels of arsenic in the water in parts of AZ.  I just looked this up in wikipedia.  Notice which organ is most effected:

&quot;{Arsenic poisoning} kills by allosteric inhibition of essential metabolic enzymes, leading to death from multi-system organ failure. It primarily inhibits enzymes that require lipoic acid as a cofactor, such as pyruvate and alpha-ketoglutarate dehydrogenase. Because of this, substrates before the dehydrogenase steps accumulate, such as pyruvate (and lactate). It particularly affects the brain, causing neurological disturbances and death.&quot;

I believe we have an explanation!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I did see the warning about dangerous levels of arsenic in the water in parts of AZ.  I just looked this up in wikipedia.  Notice which organ is most effected:</p>
<p>&#8220;{Arsenic poisoning} kills by allosteric inhibition of essential metabolic enzymes, leading to death from multi-system organ failure. It primarily inhibits enzymes that require lipoic acid as a cofactor, such as pyruvate and alpha-ketoglutarate dehydrogenase. Because of this, substrates before the dehydrogenase steps accumulate, such as pyruvate (and lactate). It particularly affects the brain, causing neurological disturbances and death.&#8221;</p>
<p>I believe we have an explanation!</p>
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		<title>By: Vince Treacy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Vince Treacy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JT, One of the best postings I have ever read on this or any other blog.  Congrats!

Mike, there is no accountablily for her education because, by her own admission in an interview given when she was a candidate, she is self taught:

“TAC [The Arizona Conservative]: General comments: Please comment on any issue or topic not raised above:

SA [Sylvia Allen]: I am very concerned about our rural families. The cost of living; food, housing, energy, and taxes continue to go up. We need better paying jobs. We need to ask this question: Are we getting our monies worth? It seems that more money and new programs to administer excessive regulations are always the solution to every problem. We can&#039;t keep doing the same old thing and think we will get anything new. As a lifelong, self-taught student of the philosophy this nation was founded on, I would like to be a voice and a vote for time-tested principles that just need new methods of applying them. 

http://www.azconservative.org/Q&amp;A_SAllen.htm

Wow! &quot;a lifelong, self-taught student of the philosophy this nation was founded on.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JT, One of the best postings I have ever read on this or any other blog.  Congrats!</p>
<p>Mike, there is no accountablily for her education because, by her own admission in an interview given when she was a candidate, she is self taught:</p>
<p>“TAC [The Arizona Conservative]: General comments: Please comment on any issue or topic not raised above:</p>
<p>SA [Sylvia Allen]: I am very concerned about our rural families. The cost of living; food, housing, energy, and taxes continue to go up. We need better paying jobs. We need to ask this question: Are we getting our monies worth? It seems that more money and new programs to administer excessive regulations are always the solution to every problem. We can&#8217;t keep doing the same old thing and think we will get anything new. As a lifelong, self-taught student of the philosophy this nation was founded on, I would like to be a voice and a vote for time-tested principles that just need new methods of applying them. </p>
<p><a href="http://www.azconservative.org/Q&amp;A_SAllen.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.azconservative.org/Q&amp;A_SAllen.htm</a></p>
<p>Wow! &#8220;a lifelong, self-taught student of the philosophy this nation was founded on.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:01:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>whooliebacon,

There&#039;s arsenic in the water around there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>whooliebacon,</p>
<p>There&#8217;s arsenic in the water around there.</p>
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		<title>By: whooliebacon</title>
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		<dc:creator>whooliebacon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:51:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m going with copper poisoning.</description>
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		<title>By: Mike Appleton</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/07/creationism-goes-nuclear-arizona-state-senator-proclaims-that-earth-is-6000-years-old/#comment-65941</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Appleton</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Apparently there is no accountability for the education of those permitted to sit on the Education Accountability and Reform Committee. I find it interesting that Sen. Allen&#039;s comments did not generate any hooting and snorting, which means that there is increasing acceptance of absurd notions in this country.

Of course, the senator&#039;s comments will also come as something of a surprise to the Native American tribes that have inhabited Arizona for over 10,000 years.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently there is no accountability for the education of those permitted to sit on the Education Accountability and Reform Committee. I find it interesting that Sen. Allen&#8217;s comments did not generate any hooting and snorting, which means that there is increasing acceptance of absurd notions in this country.</p>
<p>Of course, the senator&#8217;s comments will also come as something of a surprise to the Native American tribes that have inhabited Arizona for over 10,000 years.</p>
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		<title>By: Jill</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 12:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Well at least she serves on a promising committe.  She can&#039;t retire soon enough and she could use some development.  

Jonathan,

This entry was a tour de force!

mespo,

That was great also!  It&#039;s probably exactly how it all happened.  

AF,

I&#039;d love to see that movie!  I&#039;d pick her as head of the FDA though.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well at least she serves on a promising committe.  She can&#8217;t retire soon enough and she could use some development.  </p>
<p>Jonathan,</p>
<p>This entry was a tour de force!</p>
<p>mespo,</p>
<p>That was great also!  It&#8217;s probably exactly how it all happened.  </p>
<p>AF,</p>
<p>I&#8217;d love to see that movie!  I&#8217;d pick her as head of the FDA though.</p>
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		<title>By: mespo727272</title>
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		<dc:creator>mespo727272</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;“Me Like Uranium, It Make Big Boom.”

************

JT:

I hope you cleared this line with Homeland Security. I heard that in the build-up to the Iraqi War, this was the exact line Rumsfeld used when presented with the Nigerian yellow-cake uranium forgeries which he, in turn, used as a justification to Bush for the policy. Sources say Bush understood the sentiment and was later seen puttering around the White House happily muttering the phrase.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;“Me Like Uranium, It Make Big Boom.”</p>
<p>************</p>
<p>JT:</p>
<p>I hope you cleared this line with Homeland Security. I heard that in the build-up to the Iraqi War, this was the exact line Rumsfeld used when presented with the Nigerian yellow-cake uranium forgeries which he, in turn, used as a justification to Bush for the policy. Sources say Bush understood the sentiment and was later seen puttering around the White House happily muttering the phrase.</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymously Yours</title>
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		<dc:creator>Anonymously Yours</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;The great thing about the world according to Allen is that, if open yourself to uranium mining, “you will never know the mine was there was they’re done”
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I don&#039;t think I can agree. If you take some substance out, even air some structures will collapse because of void and gravity will collapse the inner core because of what used to fill the hole. Not that I am aware of anything geological.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;The great thing about the world according to Allen is that, if open yourself to uranium mining, “you will never know the mine was there was they’re done”<br />
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<p>I don&#8217;t think I can agree. If you take some substance out, even air some structures will collapse because of void and gravity will collapse the inner core because of what used to fill the hole. Not that I am aware of anything geological.</p>
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		<title>By: eniobob</title>
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		<dc:creator>eniobob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:48:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She sounds like she was driving the truck:

&quot;Moonshine

A young man was hitchhiking down south and a farmer driving an old pickup truck stopped to give him a lift.

As they were driving, the farmer started bragging about how good the local moonshine whiskey was. The young man told the farmer that he didn&#039;t drink very much, and that moonshine would probably be too strong for his tastes.

&quot;Nonsense!&quot; said the farmer. &quot;You gotta try some.&quot; She fished around behind her and finally produced a small jug. &quot;Here,&quot; she said, handing the jar to the lad. &quot;Take a drink!&quot;

&quot;Oh, no thanks,&quot; said the young man. &quot;I really don&#039;t think I care for any.&quot;

&quot;No, I insist,&quot; pressed the farmer. &quot;Have some.&quot;

&quot;No, thanks - really,&quot; said the young man.

The farmer wasn&#039;t going to take no for an answer. She stopped the truck and grabbed her shotgun from the rack in back. She pointed the gun at the lad and roared, &quot;I said, take a drink!&quot;

&quot;Okay! Okay!&quot; said the young man. He took a few swallows and instantly realized just how powerful the stuff was. His throat muscles tightened, his eyes watered, and he made a choking sound.

&quot;What do you think of it?&quot; asked the farmer. &quot;Good, ain&#039;t it?&quot;

&quot;Yeah,&quot; gasped the lad, afraid he would be forced to drink more if he disagreed, &quot;I guess so.&quot;

Then the farmer handed the young man the shotgun and grinned. &quot;Here! Now, you hold the gun on me and make me drink some!&quot;.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She sounds like she was driving the truck:</p>
<p>&#8220;Moonshine</p>
<p>A young man was hitchhiking down south and a farmer driving an old pickup truck stopped to give him a lift.</p>
<p>As they were driving, the farmer started bragging about how good the local moonshine whiskey was. The young man told the farmer that he didn&#8217;t drink very much, and that moonshine would probably be too strong for his tastes.</p>
<p>&#8220;Nonsense!&#8221; said the farmer. &#8220;You gotta try some.&#8221; She fished around behind her and finally produced a small jug. &#8220;Here,&#8221; she said, handing the jar to the lad. &#8220;Take a drink!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Oh, no thanks,&#8221; said the young man. &#8220;I really don&#8217;t think I care for any.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, I insist,&#8221; pressed the farmer. &#8220;Have some.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;No, thanks &#8211; really,&#8221; said the young man.</p>
<p>The farmer wasn&#8217;t going to take no for an answer. She stopped the truck and grabbed her shotgun from the rack in back. She pointed the gun at the lad and roared, &#8220;I said, take a drink!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Okay! Okay!&#8221; said the young man. He took a few swallows and instantly realized just how powerful the stuff was. His throat muscles tightened, his eyes watered, and he made a choking sound.</p>
<p>&#8220;What do you think of it?&#8221; asked the farmer. &#8220;Good, ain&#8217;t it?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; gasped the lad, afraid he would be forced to drink more if he disagreed, &#8220;I guess so.&#8221;</p>
<p>Then the farmer handed the young man the shotgun and grinned. &#8220;Here! Now, you hold the gun on me and make me drink some!&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>By: AF</title>
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		<dc:creator>AF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m the first to admit that British politicians are mostly total crap, but where the heck do Americans find these people and how the hell do such dumb-heads get elected?

Brilliant and scary too - I look forward to the horror movie (or black comedy?), &quot;Creationist Whitehouse&quot; starring Sarah Palin (President) and Sylvia Allen (Foreign Secretary) :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m the first to admit that British politicians are mostly total crap, but where the heck do Americans find these people and how the hell do such dumb-heads get elected?</p>
<p>Brilliant and scary too &#8211; I look forward to the horror movie (or black comedy?), &#8220;Creationist Whitehouse&#8221; starring Sarah Palin (President) and Sylvia Allen (Foreign Secretary) <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: mespo727272</title>
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		<dc:creator>mespo727272</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Allen casually explains that the Earth is 6000 years old.&quot;

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6000 years ago?  That&#039;s about a thousand years after the Sumerians invented glue. Quite a civilization indeed, that could invent things on the planet before the planet was formed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Allen casually explains that the Earth is 6000 years old.&#8221;</p>
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<p>6000 years ago?  That&#8217;s about a thousand years after the Sumerians invented glue. Quite a civilization indeed, that could invent things on the planet before the planet was formed.</p>
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