Comments on: Oh Hail Our Monkey Overlords! Simians Move Closer to Operating Flesh-Eating Robots http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:22:19 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: monkeearmada http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67922 monkeearmada Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:43:36 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67922 FYI Apes are not monkeys-but you are right monkeys are taking the earth back! Viva La Monkee Revolution! FYI Apes are not monkeys-but you are right monkeys are taking the earth back! Viva La Monkee Revolution!

]]> By: Jim Byrne http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67877 Jim Byrne Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:58:25 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67877 Gyges, killer psychic helper monkeys are so dial-up. :>) I prefer the "Trunk Monkey". [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCUBxgdKZ_Y&hl=en&fs=1&] Gyges,

killer psychic helper monkeys are so dial-up. :>)

I prefer the “Trunk Monkey”.

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67874 Gyges Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:37:19 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67874 IS, I'll have you know that outside his Dead movies that Monkey Shines is my favorite Romero movie. Not because it's any good, but because "killer psychic helper monkey" is my favorite kind of psychic helper monkey. IS,

I’ll have you know that outside his Dead movies that Monkey Shines is my favorite Romero movie. Not because it’s any good, but because “killer psychic helper monkey” is my favorite kind of psychic helper monkey.

]]> By: Indentured Servant http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67863 Indentured Servant Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:52:16 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67863 why are monkeys getting a bad rap? are you all species chauvinists? Or worse monkey bigots? Lay off the mockery of our cousins. why are monkeys getting a bad rap? are you all species chauvinists? Or worse monkey bigots?

Lay off the mockery of our cousins.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67861 Anonymously Yours Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:49:10 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67861 I am sorry, I misspoke. Bush made it clear that he possessed no intelligence. I am sorry, I misspoke. Bush made it clear that he possessed no intelligence.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67858 Anonymously Yours Wed, 15 Jul 2009 23:47:50 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67858 Was not Bush proof of Artificial Intelligence? Was not Bush proof of Artificial Intelligence?

]]> By: lottakatz http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67820 lottakatz Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:13:53 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67820 Uh... you realize the monkeyoverlords are only the transitional phase to the complete AI domination of the world, right? http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=matrix%20people%20as%20batteries&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv# Uh… you realize the monkeyoverlords are only the transitional phase to the complete AI domination of the world, right?

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&q=matrix%20people%20as%20batteries&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wv#

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67748 Gyges Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:46:00 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67748 Monkey Shines anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpG4R3Sjf4Y Monkey Shines anyone?

]]> By: Dredd http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67745 Dredd Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:33:17 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67745 oops ... which presidency will depend on your political persuasion ... just enjoy the nanners ... oops … which presidency will depend on your political persuasion … just enjoy the nanners …

]]> By: Dredd http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67742 Dredd Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:30:25 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67742 They took over the presidency so the rest of it should be a banana peel! http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/07/ultimate-penalty-for-deceit.html They took over the presidency so the rest of it should be a banana peel!

http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2009/07/ultimate-penalty-for-deceit.html

]]> By: George http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67736 George Wed, 15 Jul 2009 16:00:42 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67736 "...this will count as immunity from prosecution because said feces throwing occurred in war time (the war against bananas) and was directed by his interpretation of the law." ~ Jill --- And of course, you can't prosecute somebody for their interpretation of the law because it is just their opinion. Nor can you prosecute someone who relied upon those interpretations to justify their crimes because, of course, they were just following a legal opinion. Convenient system. :) “…this will count as immunity from prosecution because said feces throwing occurred in war time (the war against bananas) and was directed by his interpretation of the law.” ~ Jill

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And of course, you can’t prosecute somebody for their interpretation of the law because it is just their opinion. Nor can you prosecute someone who relied upon those interpretations to justify their crimes because, of course, they were just following a legal opinion.

Convenient system. :)

]]> By: George http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67734 George Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:48:09 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67734 Interesting. Now, if Cheney just had the monkeys and the robots after 9/11, he could have ordered the monkeys to use the robots to commit the war crimes, and then, when the robots were finished committing the war crimes, they could have just eaten the evidence. Nice and tidy. And the bonus is, robot necks are so strong, there will be no chance that their throat could be crushed while an overzealous cop tries to retrieve evidence of said war crimes. Neat stuff. Another round of bananas for the monkeys! Interesting. Now, if Cheney just had the monkeys and the robots after 9/11, he could have ordered the monkeys to use the robots to commit the war crimes, and then, when the robots were finished committing the war crimes, they could have just eaten the evidence. Nice and tidy. And the bonus is, robot necks are so strong, there will be no chance that their throat could be crushed while an overzealous cop tries to retrieve evidence of said war crimes. Neat stuff. Another round of bananas for the monkeys!

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67730 Jill Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:42:54 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67730 Sharon, Good point. I bet DOD makes all their contracts with cemetary owners--at least it seems that way! Sharon,

Good point. I bet DOD makes all their contracts with cemetary owners–at least it seems that way!

]]> By: Jim Byrne http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67729 Jim Byrne Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:34:30 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67729 We have been warned! [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlZ_Pw6tgTc&hl=en&fs=1&] We have been warned!

]]> By: Sharon McEachern http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67728 Sharon McEachern Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:34:18 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67728 If robots survive on biomass, including human body parts, perhaps the body-snatching grave robbers at Burr Oak Cemetery outside of Chicago are really robot gravediggers. Out of the thousands of news articles written on the Burr Oak mess, two really good articles are at: http://www.ethicsoup.com/2009/07/burr-oak-cemetary-mama-where-are-you-theyve-robbed-your-grave.html http://www.ethicsoup.com/2009/07/where-is-emmett-tills-coffin-where-are-the-babyland-graves-.html If robots survive on biomass, including human body parts, perhaps the body-snatching grave robbers at Burr Oak Cemetery outside of Chicago are really robot gravediggers. Out of the thousands of news articles written on the Burr Oak mess, two really good articles are at:

http://www.ethicsoup.com/2009/07/burr-oak-cemetary-mama-where-are-you-theyve-robbed-your-grave.html

http://www.ethicsoup.com/2009/07/where-is-emmett-tills-coffin-where-are-the-babyland-graves-.html

]]> By: Jill http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67724 Jill Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:10:07 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67724 Yoo OK'd the throwing of feces so long as: 1. they are thrown from a distance of 5 feet, 2. aimed only at the head, and 3. are accompnied by baby wipes for clean up afterwords. If these restrictions are grossly violated by contractors under the employ of the monkies, this may trigger rumors of investigation. Should feces be thrown according to Yoo's legal memo specifications, this will count as immunity from prosecution because said feces throwing occurred in war time (the war against bananas) and was directed by his interpretation of the law. Yoo OK’d the throwing of feces so long as: 1. they are thrown from a distance of 5 feet, 2. aimed only at the head, and 3. are accompnied by baby wipes for clean up afterwords. If these restrictions are grossly violated by contractors under the employ of the monkies, this may trigger rumors of investigation. Should feces be thrown according to Yoo’s legal memo specifications, this will count as immunity from prosecution because said feces throwing occurred in war time (the war against bananas) and was directed by his interpretation of the law.

]]> By: Charlton Heston http://jonathanturley.org/2009/07/15/oh-hail-our-monkey-overlords-simians-move-closer-to-operating-flesh-eating-robots/#comment-67722 Charlton Heston Wed, 15 Jul 2009 15:00:46 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=12811#comment-67722 "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRG6ahCs_t0 “Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!”

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