The Trouble With Hairy: Nebraska Man Arrested For Entering Ladies Room at Health Club Covered in Towels

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Lincoln, Nebraska (The Weekly Vice) – Gregory Tyrrell, 45, is a registered sex offender who allegedly came up with what he thought was a brilliantly simple idea. He covered himself with towels from head to toe and repeatedly went into the women’s locker room in a Lincoln, Nebraska health club. The problem was the hairy legs, which women had a hard time missing.

Tyrrell is shown on surveillance tape going into the locker rooms of at least two different health clubs. In one case, it showed him entering 40 times over a four-hour period.

He has been booked possible 1st-degree criminal trespass and theft of services.

200px-The_Trouble_with_HarryTyrrell previously served more than 16 years in jail for burglary and assault charges and is registered as a level three sex offender.

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4 thoughts on “The Trouble With Hairy: Nebraska Man Arrested For Entering Ladies Room at Health Club Covered in Towels”

  1. Hitchcock? Maybe. But I’m thinking this reads more like Harpo Marx without the funny.

  2. If he is on Probation until 2024 and committed a crime, does not one think that a hearing should be held to revoke probation? Not that a level III registered offender needs to know that going into a woman’s locker room in health club should be him any extra special attention.

    The status of the probation would make this a case for Prosecution. If this is a felony criminal trespass that would make the revocation of probation much easier.

    I am aware of a certain element of the female American population that refuse to shave, legs, arm pits some should even shave the “mustachio.”

    Next time buddy shave your legs.

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