Comments on: How to Die a Virgin in Egypt: Leading Scholar Calls for the Execution of Women Buying Kits to Fake Virginity http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/ Res ipsa loquitur ("The thing itself speaks") Mon, 28 May 2012 12:21:45 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Gary T http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83842 Tue, 06 Oct 2009 12:57:30 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83842 I too was going to chime in, but most here have sed wut I wud hav sed.

Instead I will repost another blogger’s commentary (named Victor) that I thought germane and perspicuous:

“A better design would be an implantable device with a bladder which can be punctured when triggered. Design the trigger to be activated by either muscle contraction or “impact”. Include a removable “safety” to ensure it doesn’t pop before sex.”

Apparantly, this device goes on the guy’s peter, I don’t know if it is supposed to be a stealth thing for him, or he has to go along with it. But Victor’s idea would allow everyone to be properly fooled, cept the bride.

]]> By: Gyges http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83699 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 15:48:42 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83699 Ken,

How about a simplification:

Fundamentalism is a threat to Western values.

]]> By: Rachid http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83652 Mon, 05 Oct 2009 12:14:09 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83652 If this product is to be questioned, it might be from the medical side and see to what extent is healthy and not from the side of morals. http://inspirationwriting.blogspot.com/2009/10/virginity-for-15.html

]]> By: Ken in Tucson http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83604 Sun, 04 Oct 2009 19:29:14 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83604 I was going to chime in on this subject, but Buddha said everything that I need to say on this topic.

The only things I would add:

1) Fundamentalist Islam is a threat to western values.

2) The main difference between fundamentalist Islam and fundamentalist Christianity is that the latter doesn’t have the political power to enforce its barbaric superstitions on outsiders – not yet anyway.

]]> By: Father Bendmeover http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83406 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:35:25 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83406 As a group we generally have no use for young adolescent females. Please be gone with this gibberish.

]]> By: rafflaw http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83400 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 20:45:59 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83400 This is just another case of the abuse of women under the guise of religion. The Taliban must be alive and well in Egypt.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83397 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:42:59 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83397 Alex: I am sorry audience but we are currently having technical problems with the Jeopardy Theme Music from Youtube.

Audience: Awwwwwwe

Alex: But contestant please proceed.

Contestants: Anchoring for the proper position to push the Buzzer:

Alex: I am sorry contestant number 1 you just buzzed in too son.

Alex: Proceed AY.

AY: Buzzes in and says Alex: “What is a female virginity-faking condoms? And added in “As created by the Anti-Christ Dick Cheney.”

]]> By: CCD http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83387 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:08:18 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83387 Product liability law, laugh, cry or die?

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/sexist/2009/09/30/inside-the-virginity-faking-condom/

]]> By: CCD http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83386 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:07:55 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83386 Who is Forty-One, yes you are correct AY.

You can clear the Double Jeopardy board with this final query:

For 200 hundred AY,
women can fake wedding night virginity with,
chicken bladders (old school),
hymen repair surgery (expensive),
or female virginity-faking condoms (modern and inexpensive).

Remember to please phrase your answer in the form of a question.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83334 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:07:27 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83334 CCD,

For 100: What is George H. Walker Bush? Oops, meant to say: Who is George H. Walker Bush?

]]> By: CCD http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83333 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 13:03:53 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83333 What comes after ultra ultra conservative moral fiberless maroon?

]]> By: Buddha Is Laughing http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83322 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:17:27 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83322 The death penalty for something that “help[s] hide vice”. That’s a real interesting logic if you extrapolate it out far enough. Interesting in an insane theocratic repressive dictatorial way but interesting nonetheless as a fine example of faulty reasoning. Buildings help hide vice, so by extension, they should tear down all their buildings.

Sharia is an evil upon the world. It is not a tool of Allah. It’s a tool of men used to justify shitty behavior in their god’s name just as much as the Bible has been distorted by Christian fundamentalist and used to justify their own atrocities.

Women are NOT chattel. They are in fact about the only redeeming feature we have as a species. That Sharia treats them with such disrespect and cruelty says a lot about a people and a species.

Meanwhile, in a cloaked observation ship watching Earth from L5, aliens watch us forming similar opinions to the very ones we moderns form when we examine headhunters or cannibals. Violent primitives. Or perhaps we don’t rate that high in their ordering of the complexity of organisms and civilization. Maybe they see us as a surface infection. Psoriasis of the Earth. I think I can safely say that either way, they are not likely impressed.

]]> By: Anonymously Yours http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/03/how-to-die-a-virgin-in-egypt-leading-scholar-calls-for-the-execution-of-women-buying-kits-to-fake-virginity/#comment-83321 Sat, 03 Oct 2009 12:13:02 +0000 http://jonathanturley.org/?p=15435#comment-83321 Humm,

I guess that they need to be schooled by the 56 Year old I am technically a Virgin. The only time I am late is when I am going to a hearing on abstinence.

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