Comments on: Letter Leporidae: Rabbits Are Not Just For Fuel Anymore . . .

By: scribadiva

scribadiva — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 00:47:19 +0000

nal

Thank you!! I love that!!

The word “wabbit” actually exists. Maggie Thatcher once used it, and it’s common in G.B. It means, really wiped out, overtired.

Years ago, I met someone in Texas that sold wabbits, held them in elevated cages. Their poop fertilized the soil, and fed worms, which he sold to fishermen. His ultimate goal was to grow food; I didn’t stick around to find out.

A letter licker labbit would foil the plans of the conspiracy our gov’t has to collect all our DNA. My former husband always used water for envelopes and stamps. But, he’s CRAZY and PARANOID. If you are engaged in say, mailing anthrax, an LLL would be useful.

By: Anonymously Yours

Anonymously Yours — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 17:56:26 +0000

Ok, this is kind of funny.

By: Former Federal LEO

Former Federal LEO — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 15:38:30 +0000

I do not care about letter opener wabbits, cause I got a big Boy Scout knife for that task and since I aint a kid the Gubmit caint seize it from me. However, I refuse to lick stamps or especially the sealing gook on a letter.

Therefore, I am in the market for a letter licker labbit as long as it is certified free of tularemia.

By: nal

nal — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 14:38:50 +0000

From What’s Opera Doc?