I suggest you lighten up a bit. Maybe then you’d catch the humor in some of Professor Turley’s postings. Did you suppose he was serious about wearing stiletto heels so he could get a closer parking spot?

BTW, Professor Turley is often critical of things here in the US.

I’ve no problem with the legal news posts, but why this incessant attacks against any country that doesn’t automaticalyl bow down and kiss America’s (cultural) feet?

All the more reason to park further away. It’s good exercise

AY–

Lots of women wear high heals and trousers–so hairy legs aren’t a concern as long as you keep your pants on.
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Oh baby, you know how to sweet talk me. Don’t think so Pictures might be taken and I might be mistaken for Marve Albert.

Lots of women wear high heals and trousers–so hairy legs aren’t a concern as long as you keep your pants on.

FF Leo–

Just because we gals look at all the angles that doesn’t preclude us from thinking straight. Your theorem is assumed to be proved true by you–and you alone. Sorry…I don’t buy your conclusion.

Frankly, to be more consistent I would have thought they’d cut the space size for women. In this nation, women are supposed to survive paying 100% of the cost of everything with 79% of the income. Go figure.

“To geomertrize this discussion further–I think we gals try to look at all the angles of an argument.”
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Thank you, Ma’am, you helped me prove my Theorem: You state that gals look at all angles; therefore, it logically follows that women can’t think *straight*.

Nah you wouldn’t I have tooooo hairy of legs to do that to anyone. Not that I wouldn’t look great in them. Hair is not going and I would not look good in drag. The mustache would be a dead give away. Not that there are not some of the opposite sex that would not give me competition in that department too.

The above was meant only as humor. If you do not have a sense of humor become Republican. See where that got you and us too. Oops sorry you must have a sense of humor.

That parallel universe that you say we females think in. How have you determined that it exists–from circumferential evidence? To geomertrize this discussion further–I think we gals try to look at all the angles of an argument.

AY–

I’d like to see you all–I’m talking men here–trying to walk a straight line in them thar stiletto heels. After a few minutes trying to stay upright while proceeding forward, I bet y’all would be ready to park yer derrieres at any angle…anywhere just to get off yer feet.

The one with you all walking in the shoes. For a really, really good shoe….

With which of FF Leo’s points do you agree?

FF Leo–

FYI: We wimmin are unparalleled when it comes to parking.

Regarding women only driving lanes: Not such a good idea. It would probably be too difficult for police to differentiate between transvestites and “real women” when they go whizzing down the highway at 60-70 mph. And just think of the poor female who is misidentified as a man traveling in the “women only” lane, stopped by an officer, and asked to step outside her vehicle and prove she’s really a woman. Oh…the humanity!

At the risk of getting stepped on I too agree with FF LEO. Please.

Personally, I think they would make more sense if they were for parents of babies in carriers, as those can be heavy and awkward to lug in and out of the car. Also, the extra width would keep neighboring cars from being dinged because one has to open the back door all the way to get the baby and carrier out of the backseat.

“Be nice to Cindy. She’s having ‘woman troubles.” “What? you mean she can’t parallel park?” –old joke

Are dragsters allowed in pink spaces?

“Professor Turley–

You might have more sympathy for us poor benighted parking-impaired females after you tried walking for a day in stiletto heels. Now, that would truly be a sight I’d pay to see.”
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Like the Turley paint ball and Trebuchet episodes, we will need photos; No, a video is demanded for this one.

Gee Jill, I never thought of it that way. See what valuable insights we gain when debating Turley Blawg issues of the day.

Maybe Seoul should also have dual-sex hermaphroditic parking spots that were both pink AND blue.

Professor Turley–

You might have more sympathy for us poor benighted parking-impaired females after you tried walking for a day in stiletto heels. Now, that would truly be a sight I’d pay to see.

OMG–we actually have unisex parking spots in the US! The horror!

This Korean idea to help stiletto-heel-wearing females who aren’t considered as adept at parallel parking as people of the opposite gender is known as the New Seoul-ar System Parking Initiative.

kip:

Some of us folks who lack a “y” chromosome DO know how to park a “friggin” car. I refuse to say whether I’m included among those folks.

All the lights “on” and nobody’s home! Good one!!! (theoretically speaking of course).

Jeeze Kip, I just can’t imagine why the insurance rates for those awful women drivers are lower than the ones for those fantastic male drivers. I thought insurance companies were in business to make money. Guess my small, incompetent woman mind can’t figure it out!

(Not that I ever did that, no, just heard about it is all, just a theoretical exercize if you will…)

But I think we should have female parking spots in the US. Women would most likely completely boycott them, thus giving them incentive to learn how to park a friggin car.

Just kidding!