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	<title>Comments on: A Bit Too Scary: Maryland Officer Arrested For Pulling Gun on Character in Haunted House</title>
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		<title>By: Ted w CopperCards</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/28/a-bit-too-scary-maryland-officer-arrested-for-pulling-gun-on-character-in-haunted-house/#comment-93205</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 07:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Take this peice of trash before a grand jury – this is the only solution…

Don’t know how – visit CopperCards.com

The only rights we have are those we can defend in court…]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Take this peice of trash before a grand jury – this is the only solution…</p>
<p>Don’t know how – visit CopperCards.com</p>
<p>The only rights we have are those we can defend in court…</p>
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		<title>By: Blawg Review #236 (The Bogeyman Cometh) &#171; Accident Attorney Advice.com</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/28/a-bit-too-scary-maryland-officer-arrested-for-pulling-gun-on-character-in-haunted-house/#comment-89250</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Blawg Review #236 (The Bogeyman Cometh) &#171; Accident Attorney Advice.com]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 20:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[...] always have to end with death and destruction, and Jonathan Turley hoisted a tankard of suds to the cop that pulled a gun on a character in a haunted house. Hey, he said, no one got hurt. The Bogeyman, standing under a tree in the distance, started to [...]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] always have to end with death and destruction, and Jonathan Turley hoisted a tankard of suds to the cop that pulled a gun on a character in a haunted house. Hey, he said, no one got hurt. The Bogeyman, standing under a tree in the distance, started to [...]</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymously Yours</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dredd,

Hoppiness is a warm gun …
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Ok, Dredd, I raise and call you 1) Beatle and 2) the White Ablum or 3) Charles Shultz and 4) Happiness is a Warm Puppy.

For you to sufferance here is Happiness is a Warm Gun:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE2Vdcv9Q_o&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;]]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dredd,</p>
<p>Hoppiness is a warm gun …<br />
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<p>Ok, Dredd, I raise and call you 1) Beatle and 2) the White Ablum or 3) Charles Shultz and 4) Happiness is a Warm Puppy.</p>
<p>For you to sufferance here is Happiness is a Warm Gun:</p>
<p><span style="text-align:center; display: block;"><a href="http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/28/a-bit-too-scary-maryland-officer-arrested-for-pulling-gun-on-character-in-haunted-house/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/qE2Vdcv9Q_o/2.jpg" alt="" /></a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Dredd</title>
		<link>http://jonathanturley.org/2009/10/28/a-bit-too-scary-maryland-officer-arrested-for-pulling-gun-on-character-in-haunted-house/#comment-87657</link>
		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dredd]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 13:38:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hoppiness is a warm gun ...]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hoppiness is a warm gun &#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: lottakatz</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 11:14:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The last haunted house I visited on a girls night out was a hoot. It was at an old, closed brewery that looked like a castle, a St. Louis landmark and a very spooky place. There were 5 of us and we were waiting in line for the doors to open and there were a couple of middle aged guys wearing staff tee-shirts loitering buy the curb smoking. They saw us and wandered over rather unsteadily. They had been doing some serious drinking it seemed: you could smell the alcohol. 

They launched into this big harangue about how great the experience was going to be. (They were also totally flirting with one of our group and their bragging became extreme.) They bragged that they ran the crew that worked the saws- BIG circular saws but not to worry because the blades teeth were filed off so they couldn&#039;t do any real damage. Everyone just loved their segment of the maze because they were such good actors and really gave every performance their all. And they had to do a lot of physical work too; jump over things and smash some props. Blah, blah, blah. 

Did I mention that they seemed to be having a bit of trouble walking a straight path to the door. 

Right. Two drunk guys with power tools that were disabled from lethality but could probably do some damage if some fool ran into you with one by accident. It scared the bejezzus out of us. 

We speculated that this incident might be a pre-show warm-up routine designed to heighten tension... (Cue that screechy music here)... OR WAS IT? I don&#039;t really know but I gotta&#039; say, we were terrified before we even hit he open door to go in. Best darn Haunted House I ever visited. The saw guys were AWESOME  :-)]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The last haunted house I visited on a girls night out was a hoot. It was at an old, closed brewery that looked like a castle, a St. Louis landmark and a very spooky place. There were 5 of us and we were waiting in line for the doors to open and there were a couple of middle aged guys wearing staff tee-shirts loitering buy the curb smoking. They saw us and wandered over rather unsteadily. They had been doing some serious drinking it seemed: you could smell the alcohol. </p>
<p>They launched into this big harangue about how great the experience was going to be. (They were also totally flirting with one of our group and their bragging became extreme.) They bragged that they ran the crew that worked the saws- BIG circular saws but not to worry because the blades teeth were filed off so they couldn&#8217;t do any real damage. Everyone just loved their segment of the maze because they were such good actors and really gave every performance their all. And they had to do a lot of physical work too; jump over things and smash some props. Blah, blah, blah. </p>
<p>Did I mention that they seemed to be having a bit of trouble walking a straight path to the door. </p>
<p>Right. Two drunk guys with power tools that were disabled from lethality but could probably do some damage if some fool ran into you with one by accident. It scared the bejezzus out of us. </p>
<p>We speculated that this incident might be a pre-show warm-up routine designed to heighten tension&#8230; (Cue that screechy music here)&#8230; OR WAS IT? I don&#8217;t really know but I gotta&#8217; say, we were terrified before we even hit he open door to go in. Best darn Haunted House I ever visited. The saw guys were AWESOME  <img src='http://s0.wp.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: lottakatz</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 10:44:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Following the LEO and his kid into the parking lot for &#039;one last scream&#039; seems inappropriate to me. inside the venue is fair game but outside the venue adds an element of uncertainty to the encounter that invites a confused reaction. 
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Besides, everyone knows that real serial killer-depraved-cannibalistic-spree killer-madmen take jobs in those places because they can actually chop people up and bystanders think it&#039;s part of the &#039;act&#039;. Srsly, I&#039;d have been inclined to shoot first and ask questions later. That&#039;s only me of course.]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following the LEO and his kid into the parking lot for &#8216;one last scream&#8217; seems inappropriate to me. inside the venue is fair game but outside the venue adds an element of uncertainty to the encounter that invites a confused reaction.<br />
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-<br />
Besides, everyone knows that real serial killer-depraved-cannibalistic-spree killer-madmen take jobs in those places because they can actually chop people up and bystanders think it&#8217;s part of the &#8216;act&#8217;. Srsly, I&#8217;d have been inclined to shoot first and ask questions later. That&#8217;s only me of course.</p>
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