Comments on: Meet Mary Strey: The World’s Most Honest Drunk Driver

By: George

George — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 21:19:33 +0000

Elaine,

VERY funny!

By: Elaine M.

Elaine M. — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:47:16 +0000

I couldn’t let this story slip by without penning a little light verse in honor of Mary “I Am Them” Strey.

Belt Down a Few and Buckle Up for Safety

This is Ms. Mary Strey
And I’m calling to say
That I’m out on the road driving drunk today.

Not sure what I have done
So I called 911.
Could you get in a cruiser and fetch me, my son?

By: George

George — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:15:43 +0000

Somebody send Mary the Bush-Obama playbook on criminal behavior: Admit nothing and move forward.

My favorite line from the transcript: “I am them.”

By: rcampbell

rcampbell — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:58:27 +0000

I couldn’t tell from the transcript if Mary was still driving the car toward Granton during the 911 call or if she had already pulled herself over and had conducted a series of nose-touchings and line walks to determine her drunkedness.

I’ve heard of calling former girlfriends or boyfriends while inembriated, but this call is a at whole new level of intoxication.

By: Anonymously Yours

Anonymously Yours — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:47:19 +0000

I wonder when you

should be

I wonder when she

By: Anonymously Yours

Anonymously Yours — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:46:15 +0000

Dredd,

See what happens when you do drunk dialing? I wonder when you was finally stopped if she was offered the chance to phone a friend.

Granton is a Village, so now it is known what the village idiot is up too. Has anyone seen or heard from W?

By: Dredd

Dredd — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:34:06 +0000

She would do better to put herself in the basement and give the keys to the car to a friend …

… it is never too late for honesty, stupidity, or being too late …

By: Anonymously Yours

Anonymously Yours — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:55:39 +0000

Been there, have not done that. Never…..I don’t care how drunk I was……

By: East

East — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:26:21 +0000

It gives me hope for humanity to know that stupidity will occasionally send people in the right direction.

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By: pardon me?

pardon me? — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 23:37:09 +0000

By: eniobob

eniobob — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 21:40:23 +0000

“Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)”