What is the record throw?

It isn’t played with the head – you have to reach down, grab and carry the whole dead goat while galloping at full speed while other guys try to take the goat corpse from you. Not personally my idea of fun, but it’s pretty bada**.

But back on topic – does tossing bunnies make them yummier? I doubt it, therefore, I am against it.

If she doesn’t, I do.
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Careful nal, you know what has happened to Ted Williams head? If you don’t here is part of the tag line:

Ted Williams’ frozen head for batting practice at cryogenics lab: book

Link: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/2009/10/02/2009-10-02_book_reveals_chilling_details_of_how_cryonic_lab_thumped_remains_of_baseball_imm.html

You are a fine lady indeed. Metrics? I have enough problems with the SAE.

They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

I would add that you need to work on your metrics. Your rhythm is a bit off in places.

If I may add to your beautiful verbiage.

Rabbits here,
Rabbits there,
Rabbits scattered everywhere
Rabbits flying through the air.

Projectile bunnies
Meant for Human Dummies and
Not in your tummy.

Hare Tossed for sport—
Take another snort
That’s entertainment of ANOTHER sort.

Grab a leg or grab an ear,
Load them up and fly em through the air.
All of the bunnies have gotta be outta there
Because the SPCA is here.

Join us in
A fine tradition:
The Last dead hare tossing competition.

I hope you don’t mind.

Rabbits here,
Rabbits there,
Rabbits sailing through the air.

Projectile bunnies
Tossed for sport—
That’s entertainment of ANOTHER sort.

Grab a leg
Or grab an ear
And fling a bunny outta here.

Join us in
A fine tradition:
The dead hare tossing competition.

What is next, the land mine toss?

“Throwing dead bunnies is wrong, wrong, wrong. You’re likely to get greater distance throwing live bunnies.”

“So we can eat them, skin them, and wear them, we can cut their feet off for good luck charms, but heaven forbid that we should throw them we they are dead. The world’s gone mad.”

hush, the rabbit died..link:

And homo sapiens is considered the most evolved species! Go figure.

I think we should establish a new organization called SPDDT, the Society for the Prevention of Doing Dumb Things. That group would be busy all the time–especially in Texas. Right, AY?

This tale of the “Dead Rabbit Toss” would no doubt make Mister McGregor one very happy character from children’s literature.

Gentlemen, cock your trebuchets. Next year, the bunny chunkin.
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I guess you could bill this as a Hare Raising Event.

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nal,

In this case “throw” is a noun. It’s like “Judo throw,” a compound noun. There are many types of Judo throws.
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So is Kung Pow a noun, verb or adjective. It is just agitating to me.

a good many Americans fit this definition.

how about tossing a reading kitty cat?

Probably not, the Prof. would have withdrawal symptoms.

help me here, is it throw, throwing, toss or tossing when you are speaking of more than one possible rabbit? I will grant you my English can be weak..or is that lazy….

At least this time they are not from Texas.