Police say that William C. Caldwell III is a bad elf. The 45-year-old man appeared dressed as an elf at a mall in Morrow, Georgia and said that he was carrying dynamite.
This beats flashing gang signs while on Santa’s lap, here.
Police say that when Caldwell waited in line to have his picture taken with Santa, he told Santa that he had the explosives. It turns out that he was lying . . to Santa himself.
Caldwell is now charged with several crimes, including having hoax devices and making terroristic threats. However, it is Santa who is likely to get the first lick on punishment in just three weeks.
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This guy looks like the poster boy for meth abuse…
I saw this earlier this morning, classic stuff lol
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Did this guy work for you at the North Pole? Maybe he didn’t like his working conditions…maybe he was just trying to call attention to Santa’s treatment of the overworked elves.
Elaine M.,
The conditions here are Fridgid. Kathy Lee was just here. She was complaining of the treatment she was receiving from the Government in some place in South America. So what if an ELF goes postal.
Psychodelic …
Satyricon flunky. I’m glad Santa Claus is on our side.