JONATHAN TURLEY

49 Responses to “Seal Swimsuit Calendar: Ms. March”

1. 1 mespo727272 1, March 7, 2010 at 9:46 am

   Bravo. Who needs Brooklyn Decker??

   http://www.newstoob.com/media/images/2009/02/0212_brooklyn-decker-si-bikini-012.jpg
2. 2 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 9:50 am

   I would be honoured to share my month with Ms. March, she is lovely!
3. 3 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 9:51 am

   When I read this on my phone, I could not see the image. The thought was were was the fuzzy Sunday moment picture. Alas, I am here and smiling where my mind had taken me.

   “Seal Swimsuit Calendar: Ms. March”

   I guess the rap arrest got the best of me…..
4. 4 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 9:53 am

   AY,
   A whole day later and your mind remains in the gutter….tsk tsk tsk!
5. 5 eniobob 1, March 7, 2010 at 10:12 am
6. 6 Buddha Is Laughing 1, March 7, 2010 at 10:15 am

   I thought a Brooklyn Decker was a sandwich.

   Learn something new every day . . .
7. 7 Elaine M. 1, March 7, 2010 at 10:36 am

   eniobob–

   Thanks for the laugh!

   IMHO, it looks like Ms. March had her flippers enhanced with sealicone.
8. 8 mespo727272 1, March 7, 2010 at 11:14 am

   Buddha:

   “I thought a Brooklyn Decker was a sandwich.”

   ************

   I refuse to comment here, but one lives to be of service!
9. 9 eniobob 1, March 7, 2010 at 11:26 am

   What this Beautiful sunny, sunday morning will do to help relieve the “cabin fever” of the mind.
10. 10 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    Canadian Eh.,4

    A day, a week, a month a year. Its all Ground Hogs Day with me…..
11. 11 Former Federal LEO 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:11 pm

    Buddha,

    That swimsuit model is a Double-D Decker from Brooklyn, unlike the single Brooklyn Decker model of sandwich.
12. 12 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Canadian Eh,

    Do you mean mespos March or the Professors?
13. 13 Former Federal LEO 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:21 pm

    “The fact is that there is usually a lot of touch up work done on these models.”
    _________________________________

    Yep, that’s what I figgered. This prostrate non-human damsel has received the airbrushed *seal of approval*.
14. 14 Former Federal LEO 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:32 pm

    Sealed with a Kiss…
15. 15 Elaine M. 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    FF LEO–

    Now find me a song called “Kissed by a Seal.”
16. 16 Elaine M. 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:42 pm

    FF LEO–

    Another kind of “Seal”–one who’s married to a famous lingerie model:
    
17. 17 Byron 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    Elaine:

    how about a song by a Seal?
18. 18 Former Federal LEO 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:49 pm

    Well Ms EM, Navy SEALS’ lovers ‘n wives–not necessarily one and the same–get kissed by a SEAL quite often so that would be a good song theme.
19. 19 Elaine M. 1, March 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    Byron & FF Leo–

    Thanks for the songs!

    Pop singers get all the gorgeous gals. Doesn’t seem fair, does it? What about philosophers, lawyers, engineers, plumbers, electricians, teachers…?

    Seal and His Wife Heidi Doing a Duet:
    
20. 20 Former Federal LEO 1, March 7, 2010 at 2:26 pm

    We always know when Sunday arrives ’cause we always get a fun and ‘seally’ animal thread.

    However, I fear that someone will complain as mentioned in the Venus de Malum thread about the naked snowwoman. Therefore, that she-seal on the seashore near seashells needs to cover up her *barrel chest* and other sundry bits with at least one of these:
21. 21 Bear: Seal Hunter 1, March 7, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    When was this picture taken, this Seal has been captured and devoured. This one was old and sour. I am searching for my next meal.
22. 22 empirecookie 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:23 pm

    Sorry, off topic, but this just makes me crazy:

    “‘We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada,’ [Sharia Palin] said. ‘And I think now, isn’t that ironic.’”

    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Canada/2010/03/06/13136231-cp.html

    NO! It is not ironic, you #*$&#@*&@#(*&@(#$ moron.
23. 23 empirecookie 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:26 pm

    Sorry, I meant “…you (*&(*&#*&(#&$^#^@ hypocritical moron”
24. 24 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:33 pm

    encookie,

    Could you please repeat what you said using the same characters. I almost had it deciphered and then you go and change the first one which has satiated the algorithm. Thank you.
25. 25 empirecookie 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    It never comes out the same way twice, AY
26. 26 empirecookie 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:50 pm

    Now that I think about it, my comment is not really off topic. One performing seal is pretty much like another, after all.
27. 27 CEJ 1, March 7, 2010 at 3:51 pm

    EC,

    Thank-you, for the Sister Sarah Palin update. With every bit of “truthiness” Palin shares, the “wackier” she appears, it seems she forgot what they wrote on her hand “stick to script!”

    The Democrats aren’t paying for Palin’s speaking engagements yet; but Republicans will soon be paying for her to shut up. Hence the sweet faux news gig, they have Palin under contract, the evil Murdoch news corp knows what it was doing! (background music-plays chilling laughter)
28. 28 CEJ 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:00 pm

    Bear: Seal Hunter,

    Nonsense! On this sunny Sunday thread, I choose to believe our bathing beauty is just relaxing soaking up the sun; but if you think she needs more don’t hesitate offer CPR…
29. 29 CEJ 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:12 pm

    Bummers! Let me try this one:
30. 30 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:27 pm

    That is nice. I had never heard of sade.
31. 31 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:31 pm

    AY….
    I am still giggling here, I hadn;t looked at Mesmo’s Ms. March until I saw your post asking which I found lovely. Definately the Professors!
32. 32 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:41 pm

    Ah ha,

    I like to make sure in which I am commenting upon. I know I am going to take a slap on this, but I bet they both have bad breath…..
33. 33 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:47 pm

    Rofl!!!! Bad….very bad!!!
34. 34 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:51 pm

    I thought it was funny.
35. 35 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 4:55 pm

    So did I…very funny in fact
36. 36 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:03 pm

    I have a very sick sense of humor. I know, no social redeeming qualities.
37. 37 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:09 pm

    lol, but sadly AY, I immediately ” got ” the joke…what does that say about me?
38. 38 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    A) You are one of the DeMinted Sisters; B) We came from the same background; C) We had the same father; D) You are as sick as I.
39. 39 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:19 pm

    A) I’ve never heard of the Deminted sisters.
    B) Only if you survived your formative years in the ghettos
    C) Possible….my dad used to drive truck through Texas amoung other states, however that was in the 70′s, and he is only 61 years old.
    D) Hmmmmm….maybe
40. 40 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    I suppose D as I was born in 58. Hmmm.
41. 41 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Lucky you! You got to witness some of the sixties, I came in at the very end of the decade, but believe I would have made a really great hippy!
42. 42 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 5:44 pm

    I was the youngest so I got to do all sorts of things. Some good, some well? They just happened. lol
43. 43 Canadian Eh 1, March 7, 2010 at 6:17 pm

    Ahhh the youngest huh? I was an only child for the 1st 6 years of my life…not just to my parents but to all the grandparents, and Aunts & Uncles!!! One little girl amoung a host of adults….no baby talk ever and spoiled rotten. For my 6th Birthday I got a sister grrrrr!!! lol
44. 44 Anonymously Yours 1, March 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm

    I see eh….
45. 45 C.Everett Kook 1, March 8, 2010 at 2:53 pm

    I hate to be “that guy” but that seal is not wearing a swimsuit.

    that’s full pinnipedal nudity you got there
46. 46 Anonymously Yours 1, March 8, 2010 at 3:00 pm

    Well W.Everett Kook,

    This is a clothing optional beach. If nudity offends you, please do not look at that picture any further. You must do as the bible says and pluck your eyes out.
47. 47 pardon me? 1, March 14, 2010 at 9:29 am

    looks more like Mr. March to me
48. 48 Anonymously Yours 1, March 14, 2010 at 9:31 am

    pardon me?

    Its all in the heart….
49. 49 CEJ 1, June 14, 2011 at 12:32 pm

    Just wanted to share this beautiful moment after the release of two seal pups; that had been rescued and rehabilitated at the Pacific Marine Mammal Center in Laguna Beach.