Who Needs Surgery? Bam, Bam, Bam, You Have A New Hip

This video is making the rounds of a preacher who “installs” a new hip for this woman with the magic words “bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.”

No this is not a GOP commercial on how “Obamacare” will work. This is a preacher who convinces people that all that surgery stuff is for the unbelievers. A few bams and you are ready to rumba.

26 Responses to “Who Needs Surgery? Bam, Bam, Bam, You Have A New Hip”


  1. 1 Anonymously Yours 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:24 am

    Benny Hanna not in attendancea….How can one be heeled…..

  2. 2 Anonymously Yours 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:27 am

    I hope they remembered to pass the basket first….

  3. 3 mr.ed 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:37 am

    The whole place has apparently OD’d on cheese fries, which can cure anything.

  4. 4 Elaine M. 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Bam, Bam, Bam! It works miracles on food too!

  5. 5 Anonymously Yours 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:41 am

    I am sorry to correct you but only fried food can cure you and beer….In Texas this year one of the things that you can have fried is beer….so see…the Texas State Fair offers you everything for your health needs…..

  6. 6 Elaine M. 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:48 am

    AY,

    I read an article about new “state fair” foods recently–and saw a picture of fried beer. Not something I care to try!

  7. 7 Eureka 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:55 am

    Perhaps we should be considering this for the new health system. It looks much cheaper than actually cutting someone open for surgery.

  8. 8 Swarthmore mom 1, September 25, 2010 at 9:55 am

    The fried frito pie looks good. I don’t go to the fair though. My son is home for a wedding this weekend. Yesterday was his birthday and he wanted to go out for some “Texas food”.

  9. 9 Anonymously Yours 1, September 25, 2010 at 10:15 am

    Elaine M.,

    Then maybe you’d like to try the other delicacy offered such as Fried Frito Pie or maybe even Butter….You see you can fry anything…..then again if you go a little to the North East towards say….Tennessee….you can even get Bologna Fried up in a skillet….with grits and greens…. all topped off with red-eye gravy…..

  10. 10 Anonymously Yours 1, September 25, 2010 at 10:16 am

    SWM,

    Did not know you were back…hows the pooch…and what kinda Texas food this you indulge your son….glad he is safe from the fires…..guess he did not want anything smoked….

  11. 11 Leonard 1, September 25, 2010 at 10:58 am

    “Bam-bam-bam” combined with religious fervor and social affirmation leads to increased adrenaline production, which then metabolizes into dopamine, leading to a temporary increase of blood flow, muscle relaxation and moderate pain reduction.

    I’d bet her hip felt like someone really had pounded on it with a hammer, once her chemical metabolism returned to its baseline.

  12. 12 Swarthmore mom 1, September 25, 2010 at 11:17 am

    AY Took son to Stephen Pyle’s new restaurant where he had what he called a “bourgie” rendition of chicken fried steak, mashed potatoes and greens. Last night he had tex mex. Had to get back to Dallas for son’s visit. The pup requires a lot of attention.

  13. 13 Blouise 1, September 25, 2010 at 11:21 am

    Is this a wayward arm of the Christian Science Church?

  14. 14 Elaine M. 1, September 25, 2010 at 11:26 am

    AY,

    I rarely eat deep-fried food–too greasy and heavy for my palate. I did like fried bologna when I was a kid.

  15. 16 frank 1, September 25, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    F’ing charlatans & their f’ing BS. I wish someone would BAM! BAM! BAM! him

  16. 17 PatricParamedic 1, September 25, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    The fact is, charlatans thrive in the context of the church, be it traditional religion or within the confines of the Church of Modern Medicine. This particular ethical midget cons people via the collection basket, while at least 218 medical doctors have been sentenced for performing unwarranted surgeries alone, just over the past decade.

    The National Practitioner Data Bank holds secret files on 237,000 “Questionable” or “Dangerous” real’ doctors. So maybe you can tell me where the danger lies.

    One physician not long ago was found to have performed 10,000 unneeded eye operations on poor people – collecting millions in Medicare reimbursements.

    But did you hear any of that during the ‘health care debate?’

    Tenant Health Corporation, one of the largest hospital management companies, has paid out nearly 1/2 BILLION in the last 8 years, as a direct result of unwarranted HEART operations, by some of the most morally corrupt cardiologists on the planet.

    Did you hear any of that during the health care babble?

    While this egomaniac dabbles at medicine, physicians with legitimate licenses generate crime to the tune of 1/2 TRILLION per year.

    America’s version of “cure it with a pill” is a leading cause of death. Our health care model has deteriorated to the point of actually being ‘disease care.’

    After all, there’s not a lot of money to be made in good health.

    Just ask the faith healers.

  17. 18 Jericho 1, September 25, 2010 at 2:36 pm

    Does the Lord grow penises too?

    Awesome

  18. 19 Former Federal LEO 1, September 25, 2010 at 6:05 pm

    I knowed ‘dat preachur looked famillar–hit is Bam Bam Bigelow!

  19. 20 Woosty's still a Cat 1, September 25, 2010 at 7:01 pm

  20. 21 EPL 1, September 25, 2010 at 8:27 pm

    More proof that people can get away with any sort of nonsense if they happen to be in the clergy. Can you imagine a doctor indulging in this kind of behavior and facing no consequences?

    In times like this I remember my Diderot.

    “Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”

  21. 22 Woosty's still a Cat 1, September 26, 2010 at 4:44 am

    “Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”

    makes sense….in a tricky don’t try this yourself kinda way…

  22. 23 Reason 1, September 26, 2010 at 5:17 am

    He needs to do it to an amputee. Oh wait…

  23. 24 Dredd 1, September 26, 2010 at 8:40 am

    This video is “making the rounds” while Todd Palin is telling the story of where “the rounds” came from.

    Toddy says the solution to voodoo medicine is to “stay thirsty my evangelical friends” …

    http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2010/09/stay-thirsty-my-evangelical-friends.html

  24. 25 PatricParamedic 1, September 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    EPL -

    “Can you imagine a doctor indulging in this kind of behavior and facing no consequences?”

    Not sure what planet you’re from, but NOBODY gets away with more shenanigans than doctors.

    Take a look at “America’s Dumbest Doctors.”

    Physicians get their licenses back to treating patients after Murder convictions.

    You’re familiar, I’d guess, with the Michael Jackson case.

    Conrad Murray, MD continues to practice, even though it is documented that he lied to the Paramedics during the rescue attempt.

    The government has files on 237,000 “Questionable” or “Dangerous” physicians.

    They just don’t want YOU to know who they are.

    Read up. It could save your life.

  25. 26 Del James 1, July 18, 2011 at 1:21 pm

    hip surgery is no bam-bam procedure…maybe add another bam or two


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