Gaydar for the Gaydog: Tennessee Man Takes Pet To Kill Shelter After Concluding He Is A Homosexual Bulldog

dogIn Jackson, Tennessee, a man took his bulldog to a kill shelter after catching the dog humped another male dog. The man concluded that the dog was gay and took him to a shelter that euthanizes unwanted dogs. Fortunately, a sane person read about the dog and adopted him from the Madison County animal shelter.

There is now an avalanche of calls for the “gay dog” and the shelter is trying to get people interested in the ten other dogs on the execution block. They just need another homophobe to call for the death penalty on the Cocker Spaniel found with Streisand albums in his cage.

Source: CBS

30 thoughts on “Gaydar for the Gaydog: Tennessee Man Takes Pet To Kill Shelter After Concluding He Is A Homosexual Bulldog

  1. Disgusting story. That so-called human being needs to be checked out by a shrink. By the way, does this guy have any guns that we should be worried about?

  2. “The man concluded that the dog was gay and took him to a shelter that euthanizes unwanted dogs.”


    Was the shelter stay for the animal or the owner? Seems more applicable to the latter.

  3. Poor pooch…, but it would seem to have worked out well for him. Better digs now, we hope. As for the original owner? Just another crazy American.

  4. hell, all my dogs have been “gay”.

    I wonder if this guy knows that “humping” is a sign of dominance in dogdom?

    I once had a brother/sister pair of golden retrievers of which the sister was always humping the male. He took it pretty good naturedly until he was about 3 years old. Then one day she tried to hump him and he threw her to the ground and gave her the old Romanian Triple Thrust and she was never the same. In fact we had to give her to another family where she could once again achieve the dominance she craved and could not attain in our home.

    She would have gone mad otherwise. So it was for the best.

  5. By the way, does this guy have any guns that we should be worried about?

    This is a very REAL concern and I hope that there are not too many schools near him. Being from that part of the country, he more than likely does have guns. Is there any way to get him to see a mental health person to check him out?

  6. I read that someone has saved the dog.
    Assuming they could pry open this morons mind someone should explain to him that male animals mount other males as a sign of dominance not for sex – although homosexuality exists in the animal world. When a dog humps your leg its not for sex its to show that he thinks he is your boss.

    And wishing for those damn dogs to show up here with their ‘humorous’ comments is like wishing for toothache.

  7. frankly:

    the dog pack in residence is always ready with a pithy comment. You just need to use the growlalyzer to calibrate the dogalogue machine for a clearer interpretation of what the pack is saying.

    Go Tigers!

  8. My late Golden Retriever loved to hump kids of both sexes. I hate to think of it, but Kozmo was a f@ckn’ pedophile!!

  9. There are not gay dogs or straight dogs. A spayed dog cant get laid. A male fixed dog can still hump but not actually do the pump out thing. Humans hump like dogs hump only they do it in a subtle humanoid way. You take Bill Clinton when there is a good looking female human across the stage at a campaign event and stray eyes meet. He will greet and sometimes in later years tweet and hump with the eyes and sweetie speak.
    Or Romney, not a gay guy, but get him around the Coke brothers and you would think he was a junkie and they had cocaine diapers on.

    Two things about the story here with the schmuck who took the dog to the pound. It is good that the dog was separated from the schmuck and good that he got a new home.

    In Amsterdam they have a dog cathouse (I know that sounds contradictory) where female dogs in heat are prostituted off to male dogs in need of sex. The place is on Damrak and its called Dogs In Need. It is near the Red Light District but the dogs know it by smell. The humans by the advertisement in the local paper. So, there, the gay dog could be ferreted out so to speak but they say they have not seen one yet. I have not been there but BarkinDog has frequented it with his half blind guy whom he guides around. They travel a lot to the International Court in Den Haag whereever that is. BarkinDog would pork a mouse by the way.

  10. There are not any gay dogs in this dogpac and most male dogs go by the admonition of “pork em if ya gottem”. We use the word “pork” slide by the WordPress censor and the Dogalogue Machine. So, we laugh when we bark “pork”.

  11. Humping is something we do to humans to get their attention. Its not the real thing. Its a Beyonce kind of thing.

  12. Dogs have civil rights. Well, human liberties, applicable to canines. We go by life, liberty and pursuit of dog biscuit. When some schmuck like this guy tries to get the dog killed at the dog killing center then the word gets out and by tomorrow there will be a lot of dog turds in his yard. If he lives in a high rise it might be by his car door. I would term this human a dickhead but I do not think it will pass the censors to get on this blog.

  13. While the topic is ripe. If you are a human and dont have a dog. Think about it. You dont have to be blind or half blind to need guidance. On the 8th Day God Created Dog. We can guide you through the moral issues. A little hump on the leg gets your goat. You take doggie for a walk. You smell the roses. You go back to the fridge and choose food wisely. The day is launched. Without a dog, you get up at noon and turn on Fox News. Get a life, get a dog. Praise the Lard on Sunday, Krisco on Monday and dog the rest of the week.

  14. One would think the dog’s former owner would have appreciated its suspected sexual orientation, at least there wouldn’t be all this fighting, marauding, or impregnating as is the case with randy, straight dogs.

    A bordello for dogs in Amsterdam, that’s classic.

  15. When I was young, we used to have a dog who humped the leg on our kitchen table…… Perhaps we should have put him in a wood chipper? Hunh? Isn’t Tennessee the state where they used to arrest people for teaching Evolution? Guess this guy is a just a few steps closer to the great Apes in his development…. than the rest of America.

  16. Eulogy To The Dog:
    By George Vest, 1869

    “The best friend man has in the world may turn against him and become his worst enemy. His son, or his daughter, that he has reared with loving care may prove ungrateful. Those who are nearest and dearest to us, those whom we trust with our happiness and good name may become traitors to their faith. The money a man has he may lose. It flies away from him, perhaps when he needs it most. A man’s reputation may be sacrificed in a moment of ill-considered action. The people who are prone to fall on their knees when success is with us may be the first to throw the stone of malice when failure settles its cloud upon our head.
    The one absolutely unselfish friend that man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog. A man’s dog stands by him in prosperity and poverty, in health and in sickness. He will sleep on the cold ground when the wintry winds blow and the snow drives fiercely, if only to be near his master’s side. He will kiss the hand that has no food to offer, he will lick the wounds and sores that come in encounters with the roughness of the world. He guards the sleep of his pauper master as if he were a prince.
    When all other friends desert, he remains. When riches take wing, and reputation falls to pieces, he is as constant in his love as the sun in its journey through the heavens.
    If fortune dries his master forth, an outcast in the world, friendless and homeless, the faithful dog asks no higher privilege that that of accompanying him against danger, to fight against his enemies. And when that last scene comes, and death takes his master in its embrace and his body is laid away in the cold ground, no matter if all other friends pursue their way, there, by the graveside will the noble dog be found, his head between his paws, his eyes sad, but open in alert watchfulness, faithful, and true, even in death.”

    Senator Vest, speaking to a jury about Old Drum, shot in 1869.

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