This week we saw how Keith Griffin argued that he was framed by his cat, which downloaded over 1000 pornographic images on his computer. Now, with this picture, you people may wake up to the menace of feline computer fraud.
We are off to Duck North Carolina for a beach house and I was assured that it has Internet capabilities — so I am hoping that we will not have an interruption in the blog. If not, I will work on converting Conch shells and seaweed into a workable computer and satellite dish.
deceiving pic. it’s not Abba. it’s the Trout.
For all you coffee fans:
Breakfast Blues
(R. Levine)
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
Yeah, you give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I doughnut love you no more.
(Now don’t get that glazed look on your face!)
Ham bacon you to leave me,
I never sausage misery.
Ham bacon you to leave me, darlin’,
I never sausage misery.
Well, you treated me so ungrapefruitly,
You gave me a raisin to be free.
Well, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I’ve got muffin else to say.
Yeah, what do you Eggs Benedict me to do now?
I’ve got muffin else to say.
Yeah, you left such a waffle toast in my mouth,
You biscuit out of town today.
(You know I ain’t gonna keep those home fries burning for you.)
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You give me hard eggs in the morning,
Cheese omelet you go.
You just hot buttered grits your teeth and bear it girl,
I ain’t gonna quiche you any more.
(Jelly roll it again?)
JT:
“We enjoyed Sam and Omie’s.”
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Glad you liked it, and sorry I missed you. Got a late start. Will toast you over biscuits and gravy at S & O’s tomorrow.
Buddha Is Laughing,
Crab and egg Benedict.
Sounds good, but must not professional courtesy come first? tisk, tisk.
Jonathan Turley,
We split the gravy over biscuits which was my favorite dish.
I’d flip you over Great Biscuits and Gravy, and yes, Figuratively not Literally.
Mespo72Cubed
Great tip. Suck up. I am only kidding.
Have a great time, Proff, you sure you’re not in witness/attorney protection for that latest case you are on? Lawyers do disappear in the DC area. Some even camp out in parks overnight.
Jonathan
crab and egg benedict
I was happy with coffee. Really.
Now? Not so much. Oh the cruelty of breakfast envy!
The forecast is now calling for a 100% chance of dirty dishes and a 75% chance of dogs giving me “the look”.
I wish my cats would download porn. They’re totally into dry dissertations on philosophy and math, though one does get a daily horoscope called ‘Your Very Own Highly Personal Daily Horoscope’. But he’s a little strange. He’ll believe anything and he keeps a pet spider. I probably should have opted for guinea pigs.
a wonderful version of the great Jimi Hendrix classic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M56QwDjE6PQ
Jimi was a cool cat.
There’s an excuse Bernie Madoff could’ve used to keep his loan sharks at bay… “The cats did it!”
Can’t work with ’em, can’t do it…