Have You Seen His Man Sweating Near You?

fbioldies-thumb-260x204​The FBI is seeking a man who it calls the “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” Robber in a new wanted poster. He is rather easy to spot and possibly to smell.

To paraphrase Hans and Franz, the FBI wants (please add Austrian accent) “to lock you up.”

260xStoryThe man wears a sweat-inducing jogging suit and music headphones. He was videotaped robbing a Wachovia bank and then a Bank of America bank twenty-five miles away.

He then drove off in a white Dodge pickup truck and may have an accomplice, who may also be stuck in the ’80s.

This may (or may not) be a video of the two men:

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11 thoughts on “Have You Seen His Man Sweating Near You?”

  1. He’s just trying to get in shape for when the Boy in the Block get a hold of him and sing him sweet songs as he drips and oozes from the mass attack.

  2. Up late,I thought that I’d chime in:

    “You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve.”
    J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

  3. Stel Pavlou: “All that silver. He must be from the future.”

    LOL, you are definitely on to something there Stel, as the 3rd picture at .34 sec. demonstrates:

  4. Jack,

    I’m guessing Lorraine Newman must be a fairly good cook! Duty now for the future.

  5. I’d love to hear the FBI profiler explanation of that get-up.

    Looks like it might even short out a taser to me, so he may have that going for him…

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