Christian Columnist Warns of Demon Conspiracy To Invade the Souls of Children Through The Candy

kimdaniels-crop250px-Jack-o'-Lantern_2003-10-31With many of us preparing for Halloween on Saturday, we have a disturbing warning from Kimberly Daniels on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s Web site: demons (real demons) have contaminated Halloween candy to invade the souls of our children (and presumably late-night candy stealing parents).

It turns out that the demonic vehicle is the candy — the clever little minions of Satan

The demon bulletin told readers:

During this period demons are assigned against those who participate in the rituals and festivities. These demons are automatically drawn to the fetishes that open doors for them to come into the lives of human beings. For example, most of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches.

She continues to warn:

Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference. . . .

[M]ost of the candy sold during this season has been dedicated and prayed over by witches. I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.

It can also result in weight gain. The inclusion of the witches praying over the candy at the Hershey plant is a closely held industry secret. It was only revealed briefly during labor talks over their contract and their insistence that the sandwich truck include eyes of newt and that they take off for Satanic holidays. (You know the best thing about witch employees: they always wear hats around the food preparation areas).

Robertson himself has long denounced Halloween as a “Satanic ritual” and insisted that “we ought to close Halloween down.”

Daniels carries the same torch against the holiday, insisting

Halloween is much more than a holiday filled with fun and tricks or treats. It is a time for the gathering of evil that masquerades behind the fictitious characters of Dracula, werewolves, mummies and witches on brooms. The truth is that these demons that have been presented as scary cartoons actually exist. I have prayed for witches who are addicted to drinking blood and howling at the moon.

Ok, we might have to skip the Daniels house this year.

Now here is a scary alternative to candy:

CBN has removed the blog but here is the original text.

45 thoughts on “Christian Columnist Warns of Demon Conspiracy To Invade the Souls of Children Through The Candy

  1. Hey Mike S. I hope you are feeling better. I would like to talk with you. If you have Buddha’s number or email I would like to chat with you. Please respond. Thank you.

  2. BigDadsGirl:

    “Participating in Pagan hollidays come with thier own curse anyway.”

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    You got it BDG, just like Christmas … er, Saturnalia!

  3. “Mr. Spindell perhaps you should open your Bible.”

    By the phrase “your bible” I take it that you mean one of the Christian Bibles that are around. I’ve read them and I suggest to you that you have a problem with understanding the meaning of the message and have made the error of taking someone elses self-serving interpretations as your Gospel.

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