The Ministry of Culture has released the listing and pictures of proper Iranian hair styles to fight “decadent Western cuts.” Those Satanic hairstyles include ponytails, mullets and elaborate spikes.
Officials were quick to point out the “journal of Iranian hairstyles approved by the ministry of [culture and Islamic] guidance” was previewed at a government-approved hairdressing show in Tehran. That should be good enough for anyone.
Hair Czar Jaleh Khodayar, who heads the Modesty and Veil Festival, insists “[t]he proposed styles are inspired by Iranians’ complexion, culture and religion, and Islamic law.”
To drive home the point, the Iranian government has shutdown barber shops giving Western cuts.
This follows the crackdown on improperly veiled women in Iran.