In Wausau, a certain one-legged goose is getting the last honk after a man jumped into the river to catch it for dinner only to end up in jail. Troy Kaczor, 40, got the free meal in jail after he was rescued by police who later discovered he was a wanted man.
Kaczor took off his shirt and shoes in downtown Wausau and dove into the river to catch the one-legged goose. He was drunk and had to be rescued from the frigid water. The police then discovered he was wanted for jumping bail.
Source: Wausau Daily