New Jersey Man Takes Woman Home Only To Wake To Find Himself Without Necklace, Diamond Ring, Cash, and Chicken

300px-Friedchicken220px-Wedding_and_Engagement_Rings_2151pxThe police in Toms River have an intriguing crime on their hands involving a mysterious woman, a chicken, and a diamond ring. A married man met a woman at a bar and took her home where he offered her some chicken and gave her $20. She gave him a piece of paper with her telephone number on it. However, after the man fell asleep, he woke to find the paper gone along with $55, his necklace, and his wife’s diamond ring.

I would love to see how he explained this one to the wife. He says that he just invited the woman home when she said that she needed a place to “hang out” and then fell asleep after feeling ill after eating the chicken.

The suspect is described as 45-year-old white woman, about 5 feet, 3 inches tall, weighing about 170 pounds.

She may be wearing a gold necklace and a really nice diamond ring. Avoid eating chicken in her presence.

Source: APP

27 thoughts on “New Jersey Man Takes Woman Home Only To Wake To Find Himself Without Necklace, Diamond Ring, Cash, and Chicken”

  1. The wide range of commentary has far eclipsed the original story. Many thanks to all!

  2. shamus, You can say shit only on Boxing Day…oh, and today also.

    Gene, We former deli workers have had a tough month!

  3. Breaking–man’s brain also missing but prosecution unlikely since it was of little or no value.

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