A Texas woman can be excused for not seeing this one coming. She was driving in Oak Cliff when a naked man dove head first through her sunroof and assaulted her. Fortunately, a police officer was nearby and Marcus Payne caught the entire scene on camera.
The driver said that the man started choking her as she fought back. The car skidded and crashed. Police quickly subdued the man and cuffed him. They say (not surprisingly) that the man was on drugs. The car had $3000 worth of damage. Something tells me she will have to collect from her own insurance company. Naked men leaping into cars are likely one of the categories with the lowest levels of insurance coverage.
Can you say Bath Salts? Nudity seems to be a side affect. That and trying to eat people.
Nick Spinelli
LOL! You and pete are the best quipsters. That’s when pete isn’t being a curmudgeon.
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