I love this story. Omaha paramedics were called to a home in Omaha after a 53-year-old father spotted brownies in the back seat of a car used by his adult children. Being a Dad, he predictably immediately ate four of them. He was later found by his wife saying bizarre things to the family cat. Police believe that the brownies were laced with pot.

Paramedics observed the father crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat “a bitch.” The mother tried calling the children to see if there was anything in the brownies. One of the kids arrived at the house and said that the brownies belonged to his siblings and probably had marijuana in them.

The father declined to go to the hospital but paramedics took him to bed. The story reaffirms that fathers are refreshingly predictable. When we see a pile of brownies, we will eat them in true Homeresque fashion. If we end up yelling profanities at the cat, it is hardly our fault.