Life just gets better and better. Just in time for stocking stuffers, Kentucky Fried Chicken has come out with a unique present: a fried chicken scented candle. That’s right, you can now have the heavy scent of fried foods at the lighting of a match.
Forget those predictable lavender candles and go full American this season with the KFC candle. It is nose tickling good.
I suppose it will be tempting to ascribe this product to Obama or Trump or Putin or Pelosi or ????? but I think this subscends (opposite of transcends) politics ….
If I sniff one of these, will I have the urge to fall asleep in front of the TV, in the living room?
Put one in the bathroom, where lighting a match is traditional.
Couldn’t do it.
I’m sure Hillary would say that’s just deplorable!
This illustrates the awareness of the Trumpers. Who did the Commander in Lies appoint as Secretary of Labor, a fast food grease ball who advocates all but slave labor. Pull your head out.
Geez, It probably fools your body into a higher cholesterol count. Thanks but no thanks. Do you leave McDonald’s bags in your car as an air freshener?
A racist candle.
Yippee-oh-kyyay!