A MacGyver Murder? New Jersey Woman Accused Of Murder Using a Tape Dispenser and Shower Rod

Mary Carbone, 56, is accused of a murder of a 55-year-old man in New Jersey. That is hardly unique but the alleged murder tools are. Police say that she used a tape dispenser and a shower rod in the murder of Frank Stochel. The police report states obliquely “The injuries sustained by Mr. Stochel were consistent with the implementation of these items.”

Stochel was a former longtime custodian at Manchester Township High School and was reportedly under severe economic hardship.

It is not clear how she MacGyver-ed this alleged murder with a shower rod and a tape dispenser but the trial should prove enlightening.

12 thoughts on “A MacGyver Murder? New Jersey Woman Accused Of Murder Using a Tape Dispenser and Shower Rod”

  1. There was probably a dent in there from the kitchen sink.

    All joking aside, it’s very sad that anyone thought the solution to their problems was to kill their spouse. Just walk away.

    1. I was wrong. They were cohabitating, not married. Put herself in a cage.

    2. it’s very sad that anyone thought the solution to their problems was to kill their spouse.

      “Sad” isn’t quite the right word, Karen.

  2. Democrats want to ban fracking. Ban coal. Ban gasoline powered cars. Ban private health insurance. Ban plastic bags. Ban straws. Ban speech. Ban and confiscate guns.

    Hopefully, Democrats will add tape dispensers and shower rods to the long list of things they want to ban. How can we have a Utopian Wonderland if people can use tape dispensers and show rods to murder people?

    1. Nah, they will just sue the tape dispenser and shower rod company, requiring them to carry warning messages that they could cause great bodily injury if used to bludgeon someone.

  3. Now…here’s the important stuff.

    She rocked his block with the shower rod then taped his mouth and nose. Easy peasy. Then maybe he gave his butt the pipe. For style points.

  4. Well, Mary has earned an Irish Poem! I think I know how she done it! Shades of Vlad the Impaler!

    Mary – Below One’s Station???
    An Irish Poem by Squeeky Fromm

    There once was a woman named Mary!
    And the thing that she done was real scary!
    A long shower rod
    Was shoved up the bod,
    Of the guy that she wanted to marry.

    Squeeky Fromm
    Girl Reporter

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