The problem is that when you go up, the cook often says the same thing:
“I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six pigs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum cooker, the most powerful bar-b-que in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel hungry? Well, do ya punk?”
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