The Chinese Government Moves To Ban The Pooh

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Xi_Jinping_March_2017The Chinese government is searching for a plump counter-revolutionary with a taste for honey and irony.  Yes, the Communist regime has banned Winnie the Pooh who is apparently a running dog exploiter bent on turning workers against the one and true Party.  The regime learned that the image of Pooh was being used as a surrogate for Xi Jinping as a way of getting around censorship laws (Japan’s Prime Minister Shinzo is portrayed as Eeyore).  As a result, Pooh and presumably his capitalist overlord Christopher Robin are no longer welcomed in China.

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North Korea: Come For The Surfing, Stay For The Beatings

The_statues_of_Kim_Il_Sung_and_Kim_Jong_Il_on_Mansu_Hill_in_Pyongyang_(april_2012)North Korea’s tourism agency is launching a campaign to attract tourists with promises of surfing (and curiously rice planting) despite its murder of Otto Warmbier, 22, who was enticed to North Korea as a tourist and then arrested when he stole a hotel propaganda poster.  He was tortured and return to his family years later in a coma (only to die shortly after his return).

 

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WASHINGTON ROCKED BY ALLEGED COVER UP WITHIN FOX NEWS

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Washington was rocked last night by another scandal with allegations of collusion and a true cover up.  As you can see in the above screenshot, I appeared on Fox News but my suit jacket did not.  The reason, dear readers, was that my jacket was lifted from the green room at Fox News shortly before I went on with Martha McCallum.  The culprit left a very small blue jacket in its place.  With minutes to go live, I had to choose between looking casual in shirt sleeves and looking fat in an undersized jacket.  Vanity won out over propriety.  But there remained growing questions of who knew about the jacket switch and when did they know it.  The culprit left the studio literally cloaked in the cover up that was once my jacket.

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Poll: Trump Would Still Beat Clinton

Hillary_Clinton_Testimony_to_House_Select_Committee_on_Benghazidonald_trump_president-elect_portrait_croppedWe have previously discussed how the Democrats lost the last presidential election when the Democratic establishment pushed through the nomination of Hillary Clinton — the least popular Democrat ever to run for the White House.  There has been a concerted effort by Democratic members (who uniformly supported Clinton) to shift the blame to the Russians or Comey or others.  Clinton herself has a long list of people responsible with the notable exception of herself.  This includes her explanation (and her supporters) that it was not Clinton but self-hating, misogynistic women who could not vote for any woman for President.  Now another poll shows just how unpopular Clinton is.  Even with Trump showing record lows in polls as president, he would still beat Clinton.  This is consistent with other polls showing that voters continue to view Clinton in a highly negative light.

 

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Saudi Police Hunt Down Dangerous Woman Who Launched An Attack On Historic Fort In Miniskirt [UPDATED]

_96977823_mediaitem96971517The Saudi Kingdom is still leading the boycott of Qatar over its support for extremist Islamic groups.  However, the Kingdom has not stopped pursuing threats at home with an attack launched against a historic fort.  Saudi police are searching for this woman who has shocked the Kingdom by posting images of herself wearing a miniskirt in public. That’s right, the police are pursuing the case brought to them by the infamous Saudi morality police to bring the woman to justice. UPDATE: The Saudis have now arrested the woman in the miniskirt in the latest madness of Saudi extremist values.  

 

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