Submitted by Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger
JACK: Sheesh, Rudy! It looks like no one will be taking me for a walk today. Football…football…football! That’s all our folks have been talking about around here the past couple of weeks. They’ll be watching NFL playoff games ALL afternoon. What’s an energetic dog like me supposed to do?
RUDY: You can’t reason with football fanatics. I recommend you go with the flow, buddy. No sense getting annoyed with our folks ’cause you won’t get any exercise and fresh air today. Besides…it’s FREEZING outside and the sidewalks are really slippery. Let’s just cuddle up together in the living room, relax, and watch their antics while they watch football games on the idiot box today. It’s the best show in town. BTW, you know which team our folks are rooting for?
JACK: Beats me. I think I’ll go with the Bears. Ain’t no way I’d root for a team called the Packers!
NOTE: Jack and Rudy are my daughter’s pets.