Submitted by Elaine Magliaro, Guest Blogger
JACK: Sheesh, Rudy! It looks like no one will be taking me for a walk today. Football…football…football! That’s all our folks have been talking about around here the past couple of weeks. They’ll be watching NFL playoff games ALL afternoon. What’s an energetic dog like me supposed to do?
RUDY: You can’t reason with football fanatics. I recommend you go with the flow, buddy. No sense getting annoyed with our folks ’cause you won’t get any exercise and fresh air today. Besides…it’s FREEZING outside and the sidewalks are really slippery. Let’s just cuddle up together in the living room, relax, and watch their antics while they watch football games on the idiot box today. It’s the best show in town. BTW, you know which team our folks are rooting for?
JACK: Beats me. I think I’ll go with the Bears. Ain’t no way I’d root for a team called the Packers!
NOTE: Jack and Rudy are my daughter’s pets.
Very Interesting what you have going on .
pete,
What? A young lady was upset by potentially being named after a headless Thompson gunner? I find that hard to believe! lol
She should be glad you didn’t want to name her “Werewolf” if she had been a boy.
My favorite dog, now, sadly, deceased, used to smile for potato chips … sweet memories
or the dog treats that look little t-bone steaks
HenMan,
Most dogs I’ve known will eat ANYTHING.
Elaine-
The dog we had when I was a kid was a strictly meat and dairy products guy except for the occasional Milk-Bone. I laugh when I see one of those gourmet dog food commercials. If we had served him gourmet dog food with peas and carrots, he would have carefully picked out each offending pea and carrot and spit them on the floor with a look of utter contempt on his face.