The fight on Capitol Hill for gun control may be just a sideshow to the real threat to male security. Reports from Washington State suggest an even more dangerous weapon of choice. Fifty-one-year-old Donna Lange has been taken into custody for murder. Witnesses claim the Everette, Washington resident threw her boyfriend down in the trailer they shared and suffocated the man. She was found straddling the poor victim with her ample chest completely covering his face. Lange outweighed her boyfriend by about 20 pounds in case you’re wondering. Arriving paramedics tried to resuscitate the unnamed boyfriend but to no avail. There was no explanation for the curious smile on his face. (Ok, that’s a bad joke, sorry).
