Shakes The Clown Charged With Sexual Assault

Shakes the Clown allegedly added an unwanted scary element to a haunted house this Halloween: groping women.  Two women complained to police and, according to a criminal complaint, Brandon Goral, 43, grabbed their breasts as they were waiting to enter a “haunted barn” at a campground in Janesville, Wisconsin.

The women reported that they were assaulted by a “clown with green hair” who walked up to them and asked, “Do you want me to Donald Trump?”   He then allegedly  “made a hand gesture towards their vaginas and made a squeezing motion.” He then allegedly grabbed their breasts.

Goral insists that he was “asked multiple times by different females to grab their breasts for photos.” He is now charged with two counts of misdemeanor sexual assault.