Chickens Don’t Kill People, People Kill People: Man Accused of Frozen Chicken Attack

Frederick McKaney, 40, of Ypsilanti, Michigan has been charged with an attack with a frozen chicken and attacking his mother with a fork. In addition to assault and battery, he is charged with resisting an officer.

McKaney allegedly took a fork to his mother when she refused to give him money. He reportedly then stabbed her in the neck.

He then moved on to AFC (Assault with a Frozen Chicken) when he encountered a neighbor and took a 10-pound frozen chicken to her.

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