Addie Meets Fannie: 90-year-Old Woman Shoots Herself as Police Move to Evict Her from Foreclosed Home

As Congress was passing a bailout of $700 billion to rescue companies like Fannie Mae from their own poor decisions, Addie Polk in Akron, Ohio was being evicted after Fannie Mae foreclosed on her home. She was bailed out of her home when medics carried her out after she shot herself.

Fannie Mae is now going to forgive her debt. It is a new term of Fannie Mae contracts. If you are willing to shoot yourself and survive, you will receive loan forgiveness. Guns sales are now soaring across the country as people “renegotiate” their loans. In the meantime, if you are an executive, you will not have to physically harm yourself. The standard is now $20 million for every 17 days in office.

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